Hawg Dang! The (Sausage) Pusher Man

classicrockgriller · January 18, 2011, 03:13:40 PM

Hawg Dang! (The Sausage) Pusher Man
(sang to the tune of "The Pusher Man") by Steppenwolf

You know I smoked a lot of meats.
Oh Lord! I popped a lot of pellet pills.
But I've never touched nothin'
That my spirit couldn't kill.
You know I've seen a lot of people walking 'round
With visions of sausage in their eyes.
But the pusher don't care
If you live -- or if you die.
Hawg Dang! The sausage pusher.
Hawg Dang! The sausage pusher.
I said Hawg Dang! Hawg Dang the pusher man.

You know the dealer, the sausage maker is a a$$
With a hank of smoked sausage in his hand.
But the sausage pusher is a monster
Not a natural man.
The dealer for a secrect
Goin to sell you lots of smoked dreams.
Ah...but the sausage pusher will ruin your mind;
Lord he'll leave your mind to scream.
Hawg Dang! The sausage pusher man.

OU812 · January 18, 2011, 03:17:02 PM

How early did you start drinkin Sonny? :D

Up In Smoke · January 18, 2011, 03:31:06 PM

Doesn't look like he has stopped yet. :o

ronbeaux · January 18, 2011, 05:41:42 PM

I'll have what he's having ;D

jiggerjams · January 18, 2011, 05:46:43 PM

I bet there isn't as many bottles in his fridge anymore ;D

Nice Job Sonny Keep on Rockin'!!

classicrockgriller · January 18, 2011, 06:04:01 PM

You guys are missing the BIG picture!

You got guys like nepas, 10.5, OU812, pikeman95, Sailor, pensrock,

GusRobin, and even Caribou, and many others posting their pics of the

Sausage they make and say .... Come on! Give it a try! Just make 5lbs

of snack sticks or 10lbs of Fresh sausage or some many lbs of this or

that and you do and .............. BAM! Your HOOKED! So I say ...........

Hawg Dang! The sausage pusher man. ;D

GusRobin · January 18, 2011, 06:30:21 PM

Quote from: classicrockgriller on January 18, 2011, 06:04:01 PM
You guys are missing the BIG picture!

You got guys like nepas, 10.5, OU812, pikeman95, Sailor, pensrock,

GusRobin, and even Caribou, and many others posting their pics of the

Sausage they make and say .... Come on! Give it a try! Just make 5lbs

of snack sticks or 10lbs of Fresh sausage or some many lbs of this or

that and you do and .............. BAM! Your HOOKED! So I say ...........

Hawg Dang! The sausage pusher man. ;D

But you can lead a man to sausage but you can't make him push.

OU812 · January 18, 2011, 06:36:56 PM

I knew that. ;D

Up In Smoke · January 18, 2011, 06:39:48 PM

Made snack sticks, some sausage and i gotta admit.
Hawg Dang! the sausage pusher.

Sonny, Me needs a fix man.....you gotta hook me up! i am good for it..........Come on dude help a brother out!

Smokin Soon · January 18, 2011, 06:40:41 PM

John Kay would be proud!!!.........or not

NePaSmoKer · January 18, 2011, 06:47:32 PM

Quote from: ronbeaux on January 18, 2011, 05:41:42 PM
I'll have what he's having ;D

make mine a double :D

SouthernSmoked · January 18, 2011, 07:00:48 PM

Heck Yeah I agree Sonny,

Haven't stop for a week now!

DTAggie · January 18, 2011, 08:36:36 PM

We may need an intervention for the smoking sausage monkey

classicrockgriller · January 18, 2011, 08:46:12 PM

Quote from: DTAggie on January 18, 2011, 08:36:36 PM
We may need an intervention for the smoking sausage monkey

Please help me stop. ;D

OU812 · January 18, 2011, 08:48:48 PM

Quote from: classicrockgriller on January 18, 2011, 08:46:12 PM
Quote from: DTAggie on January 18, 2011, 08:36:36 PM
We may need an intervention for the smoking sausage monkey

Please help me stop. ;D

Dont stop, just pace yourself my friend. ;D

Hawg Dang! The (Sausage) Pusher Man

NePaSmoKer