Good news on the Rapture

GusRobin · May 24, 2011, 05:49:02 AM

The guy that predicted the Rapture for last Saturday now says he was wrong and it is Oct 21. Must be God wanted to go to the Smoke-out at Nepas' this summer.
Now I can go buy more stuff on credit with no payments until a balloon payment on 10/22.

NePaSmoKer · May 24, 2011, 06:14:30 AM

I wonder how many more morons are going to follow this creep. The FCC, IRS, BATF,USDA, FDA and all the other worthless Gov agencies should jail this creep or better yet feed him some uncured spoiled meat and let him go see the rapture first hand.

Sorry to be pi$$y and rant about a scum bag taking $$ from desperate people in hard times.

Back to my smokin corner

rdevous · May 24, 2011, 06:17:56 AM

Quote from: GusRobin on May 24, 2011, 05:49:02 AM
The guy that predicted the Rapture for last Saturday now says he was wrong and it is Oct 21. Must be God wanted to go to the Smoke-out at Nepas' this summer.
Now I can go buy more stuff on credit with no payments until a balloon payment on 10/22.

Next he'll say "Oops...I meant December 12th, 2012!!!"

Ray

GusRobin · May 24, 2011, 07:18:18 AM

Quote from: rdevous on May 24, 2011, 06:17:56 AM
Next he'll say "Oops...I meant December 12th, 2012!!!"

Ray

Is that the Mayan calendar date? I saw a good cartoon on the real resaon the calendar stops at that date. Showed a Mayan working away with a hammer and chisel making the calendar and he is working on Dec 12, 2012 (or whatever the date is). Next frame shows another one coming out of a little shed and yells, " Hey you can stop now. Our contract was terminated- they are going digital"

OU812 · May 24, 2011, 07:33:46 AM

Quote from: NePaSmoKer on May 24, 2011, 06:14:30 AM
I wonder how many more morons are going to follow this creep. The FCC, IRS, BATF,USDA, FDA and all the other worthless Gov agencies should jail this creep or better yet feed him some uncured spoiled meat and let him go see the rapture first hand.

Sorry to be pi$$y and rant about a scum bag taking $$ from desperate people in hard times.

Back to my smokin corner

Ditto!

muebe · May 24, 2011, 08:23:04 AM

A few months back we had a woman out where I live slash her kids throats and then she tried to kill herself because of that guy's prediction. She was trying to save their souls. None of her kids died because she missed cutting any main arteries. There are some sick people in this world...

3rensho · May 24, 2011, 09:45:24 AM

My gawd, she is a nut case. There was no Rupture (sic) in this part of the world ;D ;D

ghost9mm · May 25, 2011, 07:30:21 AM

As old as I am, I am still amazed at the amount of people that believe in and contribute to this type of junk science...

Hopefull Romantic · May 25, 2011, 08:05:56 AM

Some years ago I was awakened by my neighbors, at 5 AM, to tell me that there was an earthquack coming that morning. Being fully awake I decided to walk out on the balcony and I could not believe my eyes. In a city that does not really wake up until 11 AM the streets were full of cars which were full of people thousands of them. It seems that the rumor was wide spread and the whole population of Aleppo was out on the streets. I have to admit that I started to have second thoughts only to be set straight again by my wife.

To make a long story short, it turned out that a couple restaurant owners started the whole thing as they set up stands around town selling sandwiches and pies that morning and they made a killing.

HR

Ka Honu · May 25, 2011, 09:17:15 AM

From Volume I of "Turtle Rules:"

- There are no pills for "stupid."

- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

OU812 · May 25, 2011, 09:26:38 AM

Quote from: Ka Honu on May 25, 2011, 09:17:15 AM

- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Just look at congress.

Hopefull Romantic · May 25, 2011, 09:32:40 AM

Quote from: Ka Honu on May 25, 2011, 09:17:15 AM
From Volume I of "Turtle Rules:"

- There are no pills for "stupid."

If being stupid was associated with some sort of pain, then I am sure they would have come up with a pill for it. But since it is not then....NAH I am not even gonna touch that.

HR

hal4uk · May 25, 2011, 08:01:12 PM

Dadgummit!!!
I wuz catching up on my sleep...
With no worries at all...

Soooo... Y'all are saying...
I wuz suppposed to be at work today? And yesterday too? And... Uhhh...
Whooops.

muebe · May 25, 2011, 09:29:55 PM

Quote from: hal4uk on May 25, 2011, 08:01:12 PM
Dadgummit!!!
I wuz catching up on my sleep...
With no worries at all...

Soooo... Y'all are saying...
I wuz suppposed to be at work today? And yesterday too? And... Uhhh...
Whooops.

It is ok Hal God forgives you....but your boss is another story :D

Ka Honu · May 25, 2011, 11:03:35 PM

hal - I know you were hoping the Rapture would keep you from having to finish that kitchen. Maybe October will work out better for you.