Bacon, that'll shut 'er up! Finished pics

[KyNola]

Remember the old Ron White joke "Diamonds....that'll shut 'er up"?  Well at my house apparently it is bacon.  Jan has been wanting me to cure and smoke some bacon and today was quite vocal about it.  So.......I went to the freezer and pulled out about 15 pounds of pork belly to thaw.  I have 3 more full belly slabs in the freezer for future use.

More to come later.......

[OU812]

A new shower curten shut mine up today  ;D

OK,,,,,,,,back to my corner  ::)

[KyNola]

A new shower curten shut mine up today  ;D

How long did you have to smoke it? ;D

[sparky1]

A new shower curten shut mine up today  ;D

How long did you have to smoke it? ;D

lol, thats to funny larry.  i just stayed out in the backyard all day.  my wife and daughter were not in good moods. 

[Consooger]

I have not reached the point to where smoked products will keep her at bay, normally it's trips to the store(s) of her choosing while always passing Cabela's and my local smoke shop. Normally I just wave hi and we keep going....  :-\

More to come as soon as I'm married, or less that is, HAH!

[mikecorn.1]

Nice looking belly, must be from a UNICORN ;D :o


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[OU812]

A new shower curten shut mine up today  ;D

How long did you have to smoke it? ;D

Bout as long as it took to go to the store, come back and hang it up

Then it was back to makin sausage  ;D

[Tenpoint5]

Bacon is a whole lot cheaper than Diamonds Larry

[Quarlow]

I have not reached the point to where smoked products will keep her at bay, normally it's trips to the store(s) of her choosing while always passing Cabela's and my local smoke shop. Normally I just wave hi and we keep going....  :-\

More to come as soon as I'm married, or less that is, HAH!

HOLD IT. You aren't married yet and you get this already. AND you are going ahead with the marriage. SCREEEEEEECH that was the brakes coming on. You need to start her training right away before any wedding plans go ahead. Now this might not be popular with the ladies but it needs to be said " You need to get a pair and you can get them at Cabela's". LOL Regular trips to Cabela's and your fav tackle store or gun shop making sure she comes with you so she will realize what it is like for you to stand around in a dress or shoe store while she holds the bags of stuff and you will be on your way to training a good wife.  Oh and remember, forum code dictates she not see this or any of her training will be rendered null and void. Plus she might contact my wife and then I will lose a pair. ??? LOL

[Bear1968]

Nice looking belly, must be from a UNICORN ;D :o


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I almost choked to death on a piece of jerky!  ;D

[hal4uk]

Diamonds, pork, whatever.  What's the diff?
Wow, honey!  You look incredible... slathered in all that pork!

[back to MY corner]

[Consooger]

I have not reached the point to where smoked products will keep her at bay, normally it's trips to the store(s) of her choosing while always passing Cabela's and my local smoke shop. Normally I just wave hi and we keep going....  :-\

More to come as soon as I'm married, or less that is, HAH!

HOLD IT. You aren't married yet and you get this already. AND you are going ahead with the marriage. SCREEEEEEECH that was the brakes coming on. You need to start her training right away before any wedding plans go ahead. Now this might not be popular with the ladies but it needs to be said " You need to get a pair and you can get them at Cabela's". LOL Regular trips to Cabela's and your fav tackle store or gun shop making sure she comes with you so she will realize what it is like for you to stand around in a dress or shoe store while she holds the bags of stuff and you will be on your way to training a good wife.  Oh and remember, forum code dictates she not see this or any of her training will be rendered null and void. Plus she might contact my wife and then I will lose a pair. ??? LOL

Thus why I always go to Cabela's on my way home from work if I need something, she works days, I work nights. And for the most part when I order something I always intercept those packages, with the exception of the bulk order I put in last month while she was out of town, yeah she saw that one and couldn't help but notice when my SRG came in.

[Tiny Tim]

For future reference, Duct Tape usually works to silence ladies as well.  But if bacon works, use that.

[Quarlow]

I have not reached the point to where smoked products will keep her at bay, normally it's trips to the store(s) of her choosing while always passing Cabela's and my local smoke shop. Normally I just wave hi and we keep going....  :-\

More to come as soon as I'm married, or less that is, HAH!

HOLD IT. You aren't married yet and you get this already. AND you are going ahead with the marriage. SCREEEEEEECH that was the brakes coming on. You need to start her training right away before any wedding plans go ahead. Now this might not be popular with the ladies but it needs to be said " You need to get a pair and you can get them at Cabela's". LOL Regular trips to Cabela's and your fav tackle store or gun shop making sure she comes with you so she will realize what it is like for you to stand around in a dress or shoe store while she holds the bags of stuff and you will be on your way to training a good wife.  Oh and remember, forum code dictates she not see this or any of her training will be rendered null and void. Plus she might contact my wife and then I will lose a pair. ??? LOL

Thus why I always go to Cabela's on my way home from work if I need something, she works days, I work nights. And for the most part when I order something I always intercept those packages, with the exception of the bulk order I put in last month while she was out of town, yeah she saw that one and couldn't help but notice when my SRG came in.

Oh god yes, I thought we were going to have an intervention for ya. I take it back, you do have a pair. Because if you can't dominate your woman, lie and sneak behind her back. Lol. Either way we end up at the same result and that is all that matters.  ;D  You da man.

[Salmonsmoker]

This fits in right here guys:

If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman to hear him,

is he still wrong?  :o :o