Blonde Thursday - Why??? Jes caws!

Started by Caneyscud, March 07, 2013, 02:10:31 PM

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Caneyscud

 It's Blonde Time

Portable Barbecue Returned

I was waiting at a customer services station in HogWaller when a woman (blonde) in front of me was returning a disposable barbecue.  When asked why she was returning the barbecue, she replied,

'There was no meat in in it.'

The shop assistant patiently explained that the disposable barbecue was simply to cook the meat and it did not include any food.  Whereupon, the customer looked very embarrassed indeed.

The assistant checked the receipt and asked: 'There are 3 barbecues on here, are you returning the other two as well?

'I can't', said the Blonde, 'they are at home in the freezer'.
"A man that won't sleep with his meat don't care about his barbecue" Caneyscud



"If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?"

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Caneyscud

Quote from: SiFumar on March 07, 2013, 05:00:39 PM
Lol!  Um I'm blond!

At least you still are - I'm one of those used to be's

About 5 hours into 11 brisket smoke!  Oh and my new apron!

"A man that won't sleep with his meat don't care about his barbecue" Caneyscud



"If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?"

SiFumar

Quote from: Tenpoint5 on March 07, 2013, 07:09:39 PM
Quote from: SiFumar on March 07, 2013, 05:00:39 PM
Lol!  Um I'm blond!

Do you have bbqs inyour freezer too Sandy?

Ha! I know better....they are in the refrigerator!  ???   ;D