combined long post and i still gotta modify it and i aint lickered up either...
im in hillsboro or for 12 days... i have not smoked since april... this weekend is my only chance to smoke until august...
i went to winco foods and got a 8lb giant terkey 0 with ribb bones... my wench digs the smoked terkey 0... i also got 2 7lb bovine brisket flatts and two 4lb porcine tenderloins... all of which are rubbed and fridged...
i also got 12lbs of the eye of the bovine round for jereky...
no more wendys and carls jr for a while...
my new set up for this place uses their existing mini range hood... its a direct vent ourdoors...
i can take a photo werth a crap... this one may make you dizzy...

bovine briskets in tonight... today 16lbs total 8 terkey 8 porcine loin... started out 45 deg meat in 100 deg box... 200 deg box for 3 hours 225 deg box for 1 hour (im trying to avoid rubber terkey sken with higher box temp towards the end)... porcine loin out in 4 hrs at 150 internal... terkey still in only 145 internal...
here are the porcine loins ready to go into the ftc... that ftc really freaks me out...

loins out of 4 hour ftc... dang its just like i remembered...

i know to some terkey ftc is a no no... this one has juices running out... its going into a 1 hour ftc... it took an additional 2.5 hours after the porcine loins came out.to go from 145 internal to 160 internal... 1.5 hours at 200 deg then 1 hour at 225 deg... its a skin experiment thing...

here is the terkey out of ftc... it is very tasty and juicy... had to rip the rubber skin off though...

you gotta eat...
ans...
so i have a long day and im checking in... i made my reservations a month ago... this place is $150 a night... being poor i used points that i have accumulated... you know... an elite platinum frequent stayer... or i would be at the hotel 6...
i walk in and the lady says hi mr owrstrich... here is $25... we dont have any smoking rooms available for you... as i stood there in complete disbelief... and not saying anything... she said is there a problem...
still with me not saying a word she said its ok for you to smoke in the room because its not your fault... then she said she wanted the $25 back if i were going to smoke in the room... i told her i was going to smoke in the room... im going to dehydrate 12 pounds of jerky and do 2 smokes consisting of about 30lbs of meat in her no smoking room...
she said go ahead and keep the $25 and bring her some smoked beast... i agreeed and then went to winco to get the beast... i sliced her a whole porcine loin and will slice her a half of a bovine brisket tomorrow and throw in some sliced terkey too... just for the he11 of it...
if you still feel we have too much beast for just me and the wench till june 26th... we are just up the 5 a piece... he he he...
here are the briskets... they were 7 punders 18 hours ago... now they are... not quite 7 pounds anymore but they look like what a brisket fiend needs to get well...


you gotta eat...

owrstrich