Teddy bear joke.

[manxman]

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.



They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.



They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few things she had never done with any other man.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says.............

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"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"

[Mr Walleye]

 ;D  ;D  ;D

LMAO

Priceless!

Mike

[Wildcat]

 :D ;D  I always wondered what those Carnival folks did with all those stuffed animals after their show was over! :D

[Dalby Spook]

Very, Very good! Obviously things are quiet in the path lab today.

[Malc]

Nice

[iceman]

Da Bears!!! :D ;D ;)

[LilSmoker]

 ;D ;D ;D Nice one Manx!, although i don't know why i'm laughing because years ago when the wife and i were courting, we had this big bust up and weren't talking for a few days, well in the end i gave in and bought her this big cuddly teddy bear with flowers etc to say sorry, hope she never reads this :o

Mind you..................It was a "Top Shelf" size teddy! :o ;D ;)

[oguard]

 ;D ;D ;D Too funny  ;D ;D my daughter is wondering why I am laughing so hard.

Mike

[West Coast Kansan]

Laughed out Loud!. Mrs came and read it...just a smile. Go figure :D

[Oldman]

Hey guys I heard this story a few years back and I pulled it on my wife. I took three green stuff frogs. Small Med, and Large. I had to set her up for it but afterwards every day for a couple of weeks she beat me with that small frog.... LOL~~!

True story...and who says when you grow old you can't have fun~~~? She still has that damn small frog... the others ended up in the trash.... now this is still funny years later. There are times when I will say... well maybe we should get you a Med size frog... God does she ever beat me with that small one then!

Just Too Too Funny Uh?

Frogs and S E X ... who would have ever figured?

[coyote]

Great one Manxman , I'm gonna use that on my radio show  :) Great material is where you find it.  8)

                                                             Can't wait to use it ,
               
                                                                               Coyote



I'm still LOL

[Gizmo]

My daughter got engaged last year.  Her fiance had bought 2 stuffed lab puppies.  One he programed to say "I love you" that he gave to her and she had for several months.  The second one was a secret.  She traveled to Alaska to meet him for a small vacation and her fiance had my son smuggle/swap out the one she was suppose to bring with the secret one.  He convinced her to push the button on the puppy and instead of "I Love you" it responded with an additional "Will you marry me".  Her immediate reaction was "you dork", thinking it was a joke and then........

[manxman]

Obviously things are quiet in the path lab today.

Hi DS, just the opposite actually, day started badly and went from bad to worse then this joke came in which lightened the mood considerably.

Pleased everyone seemed to enjoy it, some great replies!  ;D

It was a "Top Shelf" size teddy!

Hahaha!  :D

[coyote]

BTW Manxman , I used this on my radio show.............. ;D Big hit  , lots of calls  :D


                                               Thanx Manx,
                                                           Coyote
                                                       

[manxman]

BTW Manxman , I used this on my radio show..............  Big hit  , lots of calls 

Great, pleased your listeners enjoyed it too coyote.  ;D ;D