Don't shoot... I'm just the messenger.

[iceman]

Thought I'd pass these three thoughts on to you folks. Kind of makes ya wonder about stuff. Okay, I'm bored at work, I admit it! Come on Friday!!!

1. COWS 

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago,
right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington?
And, they can track her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give them all a cow.

2. THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years.
We're not using it anymore anyway.

3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie"
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians.
It creates a hostile work environment.
;)

[Wildcat]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Really good! ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Mr Walleye]

Hey Ice, that's scary how accurate that is!  :o

Mike

[West Coast Kansan]

sorry but true :D

[LilSmoker]

Haha!  ;D That's funny iceman, but also very true  ::) and i have to tell you it's much the same on this side of the pond  ::)

[Oldman]

 ;D