Is there a doctor in the house?

[iceman]

Just for grins folks. You all have a great weekend and be safe.

Three accomplished reconstructive surgeons were playing golf together and comparing challenging procedures they had performed.


The first one bragged, "I operated on a concert pianist who lost seven fingers in a horrible lawn mower accident. I reattached them, and eight months later, he performed Bach’s Brandenburg Concerto #5 for the Queen of England."


The second physician scoffed, "That's nothing. I had a patient who lost an arm and both legs in a tragic automobile accident. I reattached them, and two years later he won the gold medal in the decathlon at the Olympics."


Silence prevailed. Then the third surgeon smugly said, "You guys are amateurs. A few years ago, a lady from Arkansas was high on coke and God knows what else and rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was some bleached-blonde hair and the horse's ass. Now she's a U.S. Senator from New York."

;)

[Wildcat]

Hey - I think this is a true story.  At least the description matches! ::) ;D ;D ;D

[Arcs_n_Sparks]

 :D :D :D

[West Coast Kansan]

 :o ::) 8)

[coyote]

News happens..............thanks Ice for reporting. ;D :D 8)

[manxman]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Can't begin to guess who you are talking about Pat!?  ;)

[LilSmoker]

That's a good'un iceman, we get some great jokes at this forum

[boxertrio]

Now thats funny...... ;D

[MallardWacker]

SHE had to of been from ARKANSAS...WHY O'WHY.

[Oldman]

Now she's a U.S. Senator from New York."

Oh the pain of it all...... there is a image of her burned into my mind.  It was at that 9/11 ceremony and she had ugly on her face. Not for those dead, but because Bush was doing the talking...

Now I'm not crazy about Bush, but that image and along with trying to figure how to put Chasity belts on all of the female help is the reason I will do everything I can to make sure that she does not get to the White House -- at least that way Bill will have to get his extra stuff the old fashion honest way....  Red Light for $100.00 per cigar.

[Wildcat]

 ;D ;D ;D I heard the price went up recently Olds. ;D ;D ;D

[Cajun]

   Hope you are not refering to your Next Prez ???

[hillbillysmoker]

Now that could be described as ugly with an attitude instead of sauce with an attitude.