Haha!

Hey i got one!, here goes:
First-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28 ) was
having trouble with one of her
students the teacher asked,"Boy what is your
problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the
first-grade.My sister is in the third-
grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took boy to
the principal's office.
While boy waited in the outer office,
the teacher explained to the principal
what the situation was. The principal told Ms
Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he
failed to answer any of his questions he was to
go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions
were explained to him and he agreed to take
the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the
principal thought a third-grade should
know.
The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells
her, "I think boy can go to the third-grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I
have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?"
The principal and boy, both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have
four of that I have only two of?
Boy... after a moment "Legs."
Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants
that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and
ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and
contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink
then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide
and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was
taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing
up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does
on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide
and
before
he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am
I" sort
of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside
me.You tie me down to get me up. I get wet
before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You
fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man
always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a
bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When
I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you
feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word starts with
an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and
excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with
an 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to
use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men
have one of it's longer on some men than on
others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to
his wife after they're married?
Boy.: Surname
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no
bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like
pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Boy.: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of
relief and said to the teacher:
"Send this boy to College, I got the
last ten questions wrong myself!"
