The Bonio Diet

[manxman]

Fresh from reading icerat4's post about dieting this story comes to mind....... for friends across the pond in the US and Canada bonio's are bone shaped (surprise surprise) dog biscuits and "Spar" are local corner shops:



"I have a pup, and was buying a large bag of bonio at the Spar and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.  (Duh!)

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Bonio Diet again, although, I probably shouldn't, because I'd  ended up in the hospital the last time, but I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened  in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs  in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Bonios and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in ine was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me?

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I told her no, I'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking my balls when a car hit me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he fell on the floor laughing."

[3rensho]

LMAO Manx  ;D ;D ;D

[MRH]

Good one!!! ;D

[Dalby Spook]

PRICELESS !!!!!!!

[icerat4]

Nice. ;D ;D :D

[LilSmoker]

Haha! Manx you're a true rascal!  ;D ;)

[iceman]

 :D :D :D To funny Manx!!! ;D

[Scotty-G]

Oh Man Manx!
To funny!!!!
:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D

[Oldman]

hehehe

[Wildcat]

 :D :D :D :D