Monitoring the DBS

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Mr Walleye

Atta Boy NePa!

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NePaSmoKer

On my next smoke you will all be able to watch my smoker via the www. I will post the link when its all set up and ready. Going to do some test viewings first before a smoke.  ;D

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nepas

Arcs_n_Sparks

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Quote from: NePaSmoKer on April 04, 2007, 06:38:49 PM
On my next smoke you will all be able to watch my smoker via the www.

Now, if we can punch a VPN tunnel to the smoker and transport jerky, O and I will be truly impressed...

Rod Serling

NePaSmoKer

Quote from: Arcs_n_Sparks on April 04, 2007, 06:43:27 PM
Quote from: NePaSmoKer on April 04, 2007, 06:38:49 PM
On my next smoke you will all be able to watch my smoker via the www.

Now, if we punch a VPN tunnel to the smoker and transport jerky, O and I will be truly impressed...

Rod Serling

Is that a jerky worm hole  :D..........dont tell ap

nepas

IKnowWood

what you need is the the Laser comm conversion utility.  use a high power 1.5 Ghz Laser thru the Jerky to a Laser Comm recepter that accepts 1.5 Ghz and converts that to standard IP packets to a internet router.  Then send those to a remote site with a 1.5 Ghz Laser Transmitter pointed to a magnetized plazma field of equal matter density and it should replicate some of the laser sent data. 

hmm.  Maybe you need to neutralize the plasma aura of the transmitted material before lasing it.  Might ensure a better recombination of the resulting material properties.
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Quote from: IKnowWood on April 04, 2007, 08:09:39 PM
what you need is the the Laser comm conversion utility.  use a high power 1.5 Ghz Laser thru the Jerky to a Laser Comm recepter that accepts 1.5 Ghz and converts that to standard IP packets to a internet router.  Then send those to a remote site with a 1.5 Ghz Laser Transmitter pointed to a magnetized plazma field of equal matter density and it should replicate some of the laser sent data. 

hmm.  Maybe you need to neutralize the plasma aura of the transmitted material before lasing it.  Might ensure a better recombination of the resulting material properties.

IKW: I am sure we can try this when you arrive at Livermore. I will get them to retune the NIF to the right frequency....

Arcs_n_Sparks

NePaSmoKer

Quote from: IKnowWood on April 04, 2007, 08:09:39 PM
what you need is the the Laser comm conversion utility.  use a high power 1.5 Ghz Laser thru the Jerky to a Laser Comm recepter that accepts 1.5 Ghz and converts that to standard IP packets to a internet router.  Then send those to a remote site with a 1.5 Ghz Laser Transmitter pointed to a magnetized plazma field of equal matter density and it should replicate some of the laser sent data. 

hmm.  Maybe you need to neutralize the plasma aura of the transmitted material before lasing it.  Might ensure a better recombination of the resulting material properties.

sheesh
all that makes my cunooder valve all clogged up and my flux capacitor blow an a$$ gasket ;D

nepas

Mr Walleye

I will look forward to it NePa.

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West Coast Kansan

Way, to step up NePa,  :) were counting on ya man  ;D knew you would come through on this.  8)

IKW aaahhh but  :-X ok then.

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iceman

Dang!!! Right in the middle of all this and my "Right handed fleebasibarex meter on the left handed dubbasarry side of the BS factor" broke again!!! Geez whiz guys I just hate it when that happens :o :D ;D

IKnowWood

Just use that burbonized confectionalization with sweat powderization to help fix that.  Or just try some Rum and Coke, that seems to fix most.
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