Bossy Mothers...

Oldman · November 13, 2007, 03:07:59 PM

I sure we all remember our Bossy Mothers. YOU CAN'T DO THIS... YOU CAN'T DO THAT... GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM... NO YOU CANNOT GO BACK OUTSIDE... WASH BEHIND YOUR EARS....

Well Mother lives with me now and it is I WANT PULLED PORK... I WANT PULLED PORK... I WANT PULLED PORK... I WANT PULLED PORK... I WANT PULLED PORK...

So today I went out and got a Boston Butt... I will put it in the smoker early in the AM... Mothers are Bossy!!!!

EDIT: I have learned to believe that no matter how old I get my Mother will still Boss me around ;D

iceman · November 13, 2007, 03:50:41 PM

Mom's gonna have a fit if you forget the Sop'n Sauce with the pulled pork Old's ! :D ;D ;)

La Quinta · November 13, 2007, 06:19:38 PM

Ok...I'm afraid to answer this post cause Mom may be on line....so...My Mother is an angel....:) (She can be a bit...um...well...never mind!!!) Loves her Bradley though!!!

coyote · November 13, 2007, 06:31:30 PM

And btw Olds....Your Mother is right!! Icemans soppin' sauce is great on eggs! :)

The Iceman Knows 8)

Coyote

Mr Walleye · November 13, 2007, 06:43:40 PM

Quote from: coyote on November 13, 2007, 06:31:30 PM

The Iceman Knows 8)

Coyote

And so does Old's Mother!
You know... "Mother knows best"

;D

Gizmo · November 13, 2007, 08:47:28 PM

So DO I

Wildcat · November 14, 2007, 04:50:46 AM

And for those of you who do not want the bite, I tried some of Ice's mild formula last night on some freshly pulled pork and it tastes exactly the same only without the bite. Next time I boil some fresh gulf coast shrimp, I am going to substitute c0cktail sauce with Ice's regular sauce.

Carter · November 14, 2007, 09:46:19 AM

Did I just read Iceman's sauce is good on eggs?

Turkey breast a la Stickbowcrafter & now eggs with BBQ sauce.

And with CFL playoffs on Sunday, maybe it's time to brew my first batch of Chili for the season.

So many projects for the weekend.

Hey Olds, be thankful your Mom likes pulled pork. When my parents come over, I practically have to beg them to try new things.

"Your father doesn't like Garlic".

"Jeff, don't make those weird homemade burgers of yours with fresh ground beef. Just buy them Frozen like normal people."

"That chicken salad looks delicious. Oh did you say it's curried chicken salad? No we wont try any. Even though wev'e never tried it, we don't like currie."

"Your father doesn't want to try fresh Salmon. He only likes Salmon from a can."

FROM A CAN FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES!!!!!

Have to laugh about our parents and our relationships with them. Can't wait to see what my kids think of me some day.

Carter

LilSmoker · November 14, 2007, 12:55:31 PM

Haha! my mum won't touch garlic, in fact she only eats very basic food, no foreign food no spice nothing! ;D

We got my dad who is almost 80 on garlic now, he says "i don't know why i never liked it?" ;D

They both like BS ribs though, but i have to be carefull what goes in the rub :o

I don't know who i take after?, i'll eat anything and everything!, food is a real adventure to me!

Parents eh? ::)

Carter · November 15, 2007, 09:10:18 AM

Same here. I'll eat anything once. If I don't like it, I'll never eat it again. If I like it, I'll probably go on the internet to try to figure out how to make it myself.

Oldman · November 15, 2007, 10:06:46 AM

QuoteI don't know who i take after?, i'll eat anything and everything!, food is a real adventure to me!

QuoteSame here. I'll eat anything once. If I don't like it, I'll never eat it again.

Well the topic has change a little so I hope you all are sitting down... Many years ago when I was a young man I saw some "Monks" take a live monkey and place it in a center hole of a table. They closed the two half of the table around the monkey. The monkey could stand up, the the hole closed around its neck very tightly.

Next, they took this metal item and cracked the skull above the eyes of the monkey. Once the top of the skull was off they ate the brains. The monkey was still alive at that point.

Sorry there are just some things I will not eat, and I bet you will not either.

Olds

LilSmoker · November 15, 2007, 10:52:45 AM

Quote from: Oldman on November 15, 2007, 10:06:46 AM
QuoteI don't know who i take after?, i'll eat anything and everything!, food is a real adventure to me!
QuoteSame here. I'll eat anything once. If I don't like it, I'll never eat it again.
Well the topic has change a little so I hope you all are sitting down... Many years ago when I was a young man I saw some "Monks" take a live monkey and place it in a center hole of a table. They closed the two half of the table around the monkey. The monkey could stand up, the the hole closed around its neck very tightly.

Next, they took this metal item and cracked the skull above the eyes of the monkey. Once the top of the skull was off they ate the brains. The monkey was still alive at that point.

Sorry there are just some things I will not eat, and I bet you will not either.

Olds

Er, i think you're right Olds, i wouldn't fancy that!............although i might venture to dipping my bread in there, like with a soft boiled egg!

Just kidding, you're absolutely right Olds, i wouldn't want the adventure going in that direction!

So i'm ammending my statement:

I'll eat almost anything and almost everything!

LilSmoker

Tiny Tim · November 15, 2007, 11:49:05 AM

Thankfully, I had almost finished my lunch when I read Olds' last post.............. (Couldn't reply right away because I didn't have my keyboard back on my desk yet and didn't want to move it again [how lazy is that?])

Wildcat · November 15, 2007, 12:14:34 PM

I have had friends in the military (while I was active duty) that told me of folks over there eating monkey brains (fresh and raw). This could be the original source of some of our modern day incurable dieases since monkeys have many of them.

Scotty-G · November 15, 2007, 01:21:53 PM

Quote from: Oldman on November 15, 2007, 10:06:46 AM
Many years ago when I was a young man I saw some "Monks" take a live monkey and place it in a center hole of a table. They closed the two half of the table around the monkey. The monkey could stand up, the the hole closed around its neck very tightly.

Next, they took this metal item and cracked the skull above the eyes of the monkey. Once the top of the skull was off they ate the brains. The monkey was still alive at that point.

There is a "documentary" video called "Faces of Death" that shows that meal being prepared at a restaurant table in Africa.