La Quinta told me why she stopped going go out on Girls night

[Oldman]

She titled it Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married ...

(If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.
Olds)

La Quinta E-mailed to me the the following:

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls. ' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily and around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed, three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, s::) ::) t.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

[Mr Walleye]

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That's good Olds!.... That's really good!  ;)

Mike

[FLBentRider]

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[Wildcat]

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[La Quinta]

What.... like none of you guys have done that???  :D

Olds...thought that was between you and me???   ;)

[Gizmo]

What.... like none of you guys have done that???  :D

Guys would never trip over a coffee table and fart



















only once.  :D

[HCT]

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[bigcatdaddy]

Now that's funny!!!!!

[Oldman]

What.... like none of you guys have done that???  :D

Olds...thought that was between you and me???   ;)

Shhhh or I will have to share those photos of ya....  ;D

[westexasmoker]

Share, Share....please Share!!

C

[La Quinta]

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[FLBentRider]

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