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Title: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: classicrockgriller on October 08, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
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Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: Hopefull Romantic on October 09, 2009, 02:55:14 AM
JOt them down placed them on the fridge and the bathroom mirror to remember.

HR
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: car54 on October 09, 2009, 04:49:26 AM
My wife once told me if she starts putting weight on that I should tell her.

I did and I had to visit to the DOG HOUSE.

Brad
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: classicrockgriller on October 09, 2009, 05:42:47 AM
Brad, you fell for that trick too?

Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: KyNola on October 09, 2009, 08:02:09 AM
"You sure don't sweat much for a fat girl".  Avoid that one.
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: ArnieM on October 09, 2009, 08:23:36 AM
After coming home from the hair dresser:

W: Do you like my new hair style?
Yup, looks great.
W: Do you like the color.
Yup, perfect.
W: You're sure you like it?
Yup, terrific.
W: You wouldn't like it any longer?
Nope, looks good.
W: How about shorter?
Nope, it's just right.

Now, what were you saying dear?  I was just watching as ARod hit a home run.  WHOOPS  >:( >:(
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: Caneyscud on October 09, 2009, 10:23:04 AM
Sad thing is that I am at the age that even   "Good Morning Dear"  gets me in the dog house!

Maybe, it is something I did or did not do, but I like to think is is hormones - Thats my story and I'm stickin' to it!
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: Ka Honu on October 09, 2009, 10:40:32 AM
Quote from: Caneyscud on October 09, 2009, 10:23:04 AMhormones - Thats my story and I'm stickin' to it!

... and it's a good story, caney.
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: Mr Walleye on October 09, 2009, 10:44:02 AM
Quote from: Ka Honu on October 09, 2009, 10:40:32 AM
Quote from: Caneyscud on October 09, 2009, 10:23:04 AMhormones - Thats my story and I'm stickin' to it!

... and it's a good story, caney.

Ya but... Don't and I repeat... Don't mention it!  :-X  :-X  :-X

:D  :D  :D  ;D

Mike
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: Caneyscud on October 09, 2009, 10:52:08 AM
Quote from: Mr Walleye on October 09, 2009, 10:44:02 AM
Quote from: Ka Honu on October 09, 2009, 10:40:32 AM
Quote from: Caneyscud on October 09, 2009, 10:23:04 AMhormones - Thats my story and I'm stickin' to it!

... and it's a good story, caney.

Ya but... Don't and I repeat... Don't mention it!  :-X  :-X  :-X

:D  :D  :D  ;D

Mike
Too late! - already have those scars!
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: OU812 on October 09, 2009, 12:09:33 PM
Another thing you dont want to say to her when she's going off on you

"You know they have a pill that would help control this"

I saw her head start spinning around and green stuff started coming out of her mouth when I closed the door.  :D
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: Hopefull Romantic on October 09, 2009, 12:27:24 PM
Quote from: OU812 on October 09, 2009, 12:09:33 PM

I saw her head start spinning around and green stuff started coming out of her mouth when I closed the door.  :D

Why were you out to get the priest!!! ;D ;D ;D

HR
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: car54 on October 09, 2009, 12:31:05 PM
My wife came from the hair dresser the other day and my grandson asked "What happened to your hair?. He could get away with it but not I.

Brad
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: Hopefull Romantic on October 09, 2009, 12:40:58 PM
Couple of weeks ago I dropped my wife off at some shop where she was picking some thing up. To told me; "Wait Here". It was a no parking zone but I did. One cop showed up and asked me to move and I told him I couldn't because my wife told me to Wait here. He said; "but I am telling you to move". I calmly replied to him and said that with him I could reason and the worst that could happen was to pay about a $15 fine. On the other hand, with my wife I can not reason and it is gonna be a hell lot more than $15.

He let me stay and did not give me a ticket.

HR
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: OU812 on October 09, 2009, 12:52:40 PM
Quote from: Hopefull Romantic on October 09, 2009, 12:27:24 PM
Quote from: OU812 on October 09, 2009, 12:09:33 PM

I saw her head start spinning around and green stuff started coming out of her mouth when I closed the door.  :D

Why were you out to get the priest!!! ;D ;D ;D

HR

Nope just didnt want any green stuff on me.  ;D
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: Hopefull Romantic on October 09, 2009, 01:00:52 PM
Quote from: OU812 on October 09, 2009, 12:52:40 PM
Quote from: Hopefull Romantic on October 09, 2009, 12:27:24 PM
Quote from: OU812 on October 09, 2009, 12:09:33 PM

I saw her head start spinning around and green stuff started coming out of her mouth when I closed the door.  :D

Why were you out to get the priest!!! ;D ;D ;D

HR

Nope just didnt want any green stuff on me.  ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: Oldman on October 09, 2009, 01:15:24 PM
I've posted this before. It is sort-of-R rated so if you have thin skin don't click on the link.

The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend (http://www.susanminor.org/Rayeimages/wifemet.wmv)

Otherwise just enjoy and laugh your short off...  ;D
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: Hopefull Romantic on October 09, 2009, 01:32:52 PM
Hey Oldman,

I laughed so hard I had to go out on the porch for a breather. Very good.

HR
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: OU812 on October 09, 2009, 03:23:33 PM
I like the song "Sow them to me"
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: classicrockgriller on October 12, 2009, 12:21:00 AM
Quote from: Oldman on October 09, 2009, 01:15:24 PM
I've posted this before. It is sort-of-R rated so if you have thin skin don't click on the link.

The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend (http://www.susanminor.org/Rayeimages/wifemet.wmv)

Otherwise just enjoy and laugh your short off...  ;D

My wife and I had a "what if" conversation once and I mean only once.

She ask me if something happen to her would I remarry.
I told her probably, I kinda like belonging to an enviroment.
She ask if I would my new wife have her jewerly.
I thought and said that what ever our daughter wanted she could have and then I would let new wife have the rest.
She seemed happy.
Then she ask what about my clothes.
I told her the same deal.
She seemed happy.
Finally she ask..."Would you let her play golf with my new golf clubs".
With out thinking...I said..."Hell no Babby, she's left handed".

Them boys ain't felt right since.
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: squirtthecat on October 12, 2009, 06:54:15 AM
Quote from: classicrockgriller on October 12, 2009, 12:21:00 AM

Finally she ask..."Would you let her play golf with my new golf clubs".
With out thinking...I said..."Hell no Babby, she's left handed".

Them boys ain't felt right since.


Holy cr@p, you owe me a new keyboard........    :D  :D


Windex time..
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: ArnieM on October 12, 2009, 09:27:59 AM
Windex is right.  I just spilled my JD all over the place!   ;D
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: Hopefull Romantic on October 12, 2009, 09:41:33 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

CRG that was great. Love it

HR
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: Oldman on October 12, 2009, 05:20:36 PM
To funny...On a serious note I figure my wife will out live me so I've made cotton-pickin' sure that she will not have to worry about retirement -- monies. Her retirement is now set to be 45K before we sell the business.

If you own everything (we do) then 45K plus is more than enough for one person. I figure the business will put another 1M in the pot.

As my Grandfather "POP" use to ask me as he poked me with a finger...."Boy have you saved a buck today?"

Funny, at first it was just a buck then 5 bucks and then 10 bucks... after that it just grew. Saving monies is not the only thing to do to retire. Retirement also is based upon on what you purchase.
Title: Re: Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Post by: squirtthecat on October 12, 2009, 05:37:04 PM
Quote from: Oldman on October 12, 2009, 05:20:36 PM

As my Grandfather "POP" use to ask me as he poked me with a finger...."Boy have you saved a buck today?"


A wise man...   Well said. 

Kids need to hear that more often, instead of "spend it like you got it".