Things You Don't Say To Your Wife

[Hopefull Romantic]

I saw her head start spinning around and green stuff started coming out of her mouth when I closed the door.  :D

Why were you out to get the priest!!! ;D ;D ;D

HR

Nope just didnt want any green stuff on me.  ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Oldman]

I've posted this before. It is sort-of-R rated so if you have thin skin don't click on the link.

The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend

Otherwise just enjoy and laugh your short off...  ;D

[Hopefull Romantic]

Hey Oldman,

I laughed so hard I had to go out on the porch for a breather. Very good.

HR

[OU812]

I like the song "Sow them to me"

[classicrockgriller]

I've posted this before. It is sort-of-R rated so if you have thin skin don't click on the link.

The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend

Otherwise just enjoy and laugh your short off...  ;D

My wife and I had a "what if" conversation once and I mean only once.

She ask me if something happen to her would I remarry.
I told her probably, I kinda like belonging to an enviroment.
She ask if I would my new wife have her jewerly.
I thought and said that what ever our daughter wanted she could have and then I would let new wife have the rest.
She seemed happy.
Then she ask what about my clothes.
I told her the same deal.
She seemed happy.
Finally she ask..."Would you let her play golf with my new golf clubs".
With out thinking...I said..."Hell no Babby, she's left handed".

Them boys ain't felt right since.

[squirtthecat]

Finally she ask..."Would you let her play golf with my new golf clubs".
With out thinking...I said..."Hell no Babby, she's left handed".

Them boys ain't felt right since.

Holy cr@p, you owe me a new keyboard........    :D  :D


Windex time..

[ArnieM]

Windex is right.  I just spilled my JD all over the place!   ;D

[Hopefull Romantic]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

CRG that was great. Love it

HR

[Oldman]

To funny...On a serious note I figure my wife will out live me so I've made cotton-pickin' sure that she will not have to worry about retirement -- monies. Her retirement is now set to be 45K before we sell the business.

If you own everything (we do) then 45K plus is more than enough for one person. I figure the business will put another 1M in the pot.

As my Grandfather "POP" use to ask me as he poked me with a finger...."Boy have you saved a buck today?"

Funny, at first it was just a buck then 5 bucks and then 10 bucks... after that it just grew. Saving monies is not the only thing to do to retire. Retirement also is based upon on what you purchase.

[squirtthecat]

As my Grandfather "POP" use to ask me as he poked me with a finger...."Boy have you saved a buck today?"

A wise man...   Well said. 

Kids need to hear that more often, instead of "spend it like you got it".