ICB III Summers Last Blast and Smack Talk

Caribou · August 24, 2009, 08:20:18 PM

Quote from: Tiny Tim on August 24, 2009, 07:36:58 PM
Quote from: La Quinta on August 23, 2009, 10:46:08 PM
Hmmmmm...one must ask themselves....in 2009? Cant chicks cook outside??? ;D ;D ;D

You broads can cook anywhere you want to, as long as you bring me a beer every 15 minutes....and do it topless.

Is this how the smack talk works?

10.5 will do that for ya Tim...topless and you can shove a one dollar bill in his G-string! :D :D :D
Carolyn

Bradley (Head Office) · August 24, 2009, 08:32:13 PM

Quote10.5 will do that for ya Tim...topless and you can shove a one dollar bill in his G-string!
Carolyn

Thats a picture I did not want in my mind 10.5 topless with a Orange G-String serving Tiny Tim a beer and some SMBT'S (Sweet Mild Buffalo Turds)

La Quinta · August 24, 2009, 10:41:41 PM

I have been watching this thread with great interest...I have tried to suss out who are the true weenies and who are the pretenders...I have made my assumptions and I have decided...

I suggest you tune in

Although I have always loved Tiny...I believe he is off my list now...I am not a "broad"...(I could be, if I were that kinda gal....BUT)...Tiny...my man Tiny....dang...a broad.... I am not....for gosh sake you shipped to my Mother.... Geezzzz....

I will swing a mongo tea bag at those of you that have been irreverent as well...I have the Ice Tea bags...they are the jumbos!!! ;D

classicrockgriller · August 24, 2009, 11:05:52 PM

Don't get hit by these!!!!

La Quinta · August 24, 2009, 11:10:55 PM

Uh ok...well...uh...you're kinda new here right? Just asking?

Ka Honu · August 24, 2009, 11:58:03 PM

LQ - I tried to warn them (in my subtle way) but I guess it didn't take.

Classic & Tim - That stuff doesn't even work once, especially in the presence of the Ladies of the Forum (who have mystical powers you don't even want to know about). Teabags are only the beginning (and a powerful beginning they are).

Tenpoint5 · August 25, 2009, 06:38:17 AM

Quote from: Bradley (Head Office) on August 24, 2009, 08:32:13 PM
Quote10.5 will do that for ya Tim...topless and you can shove a one dollar bill in his G-string!
Carolyn

Thats a picture I did not want in my mind 10.5 topless with a Orange G-String serving Tiny Tim a beer and some SMBT'S (Sweet Mild Buffalo Turds)

OH HELL NO I don't even want that picture in my head!!! Besides the G-String is gone. My neighbor got married last weekend and as a joke he pulled that out instead of the gartar belt and chucked it over his head and yelled "That aint It!!"

Tenpoint5 · August 25, 2009, 06:46:24 AM

Funny thing happened this morning when I got home from work. I stepped out of my truck and I heard this God Awful noise, I looked around then heard a thud on my porch about 20 feet away. All I have to say is "HA HA YOU MISSED ME!!!!" :P :P :P :P :PDamn them Teabags is getting big, them is 1x6 deck boards.

From the sounds of things it was chucked before she read all of the posts or I wouldn't have gotten it.

FLBentRider · August 25, 2009, 06:47:44 AM

Quote from: Caribou on August 24, 2009, 08:20:18 PM
10.5 will do that for ya Tim...topless and you can shove a one dollar bill in his G-string! :D :D :D

With the economy the way it is, it might have to be CHANGE!

Tenpoint5 · August 25, 2009, 06:50:56 AM

Quote from: FLBentRider on August 25, 2009, 06:47:44 AM
Quote from: Caribou on August 24, 2009, 08:20:18 PM
10.5 will do that for ya Tim...topless and you can shove a one dollar bill in his G-string! :D :D :D

With the economy the way it is, it might have to be CHANGE!

A roll of Pennies? Would that be considered MALE ENHANCEMENT?

Caribou · August 25, 2009, 07:53:46 AM

Wow 10.5!
LQ must have quite the throwing arm!
I'd hate to see what she threw at Tiny Tim! :D
My condolences in the loss of the G-string :'(
:D :D :D :D
Carolyn

FLBentRider · August 25, 2009, 08:07:40 AM

Quote from: Tenpoint5 on August 25, 2009, 06:50:56 AM
Quote from: FLBentRider on August 25, 2009, 06:47:44 AM
Quote from: Caribou on August 24, 2009, 08:20:18 PM
10.5 will do that for ya Tim...topless and you can shove a one dollar bill in his G-string! :D :D :D

With the economy the way it is, it might have to be CHANGE!

A roll of Pennies? Would that be considered MALE ENHANCEMENT?

It's all about the Lincolns!

Tiny Tim · August 25, 2009, 01:30:39 PM

I was just makin' sure I deserved it if the teabag came up a little short of getting to TenPoint.....

Oh, and LQ, you know I love ya...you were my first non-Iowa sale.

G-strings are nice...I should go see some again once.......................

Up In Smoke · August 25, 2009, 05:13:11 PM

Quote from: classicrockgriller on August 24, 2009, 11:05:52 PM

Don't get hit by these!!!!

OH no!
Major Tea bag launch coming your way!!!
Real fire and brimstone kinda stuff! hail stones as big as volkswagons! dogs and cats living together!
I just cannot watch.....

Tenpoint5 · August 26, 2009, 03:25:14 PM

Ok Folks I know there is more than just 4 people entering the Iron Chef Bradley III. Remember that the final Turn in day will be Sunday. I will Post the voting poll on Monday Morning When I get home from work and drop the yardapes off at school so roughly 8:30 am CST will be the Last Straw cut off time. Lets see some more entries.

Disregard this post it was made a week early by accident