a Conversation with My wife about the Bradley

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classicrockgriller

She thought it was a compliment that i didn't want two of them critters

iceman

I finally got Ann to the point of not asking anymore questions about how come you need two or three of them. Thanks to LQ I just toss carrots her way (The kind they refer to as jewelery) and no questions are asked.  :o :D ;) Classicrock I had that "Would you ever remarry" conversation once with Ann and that was one time to many!!! I failed miserably no matter how hard I tried. I just kept digging myself a deeper ditch with each word that came out of my size 10 mouth until she stormed out of the house mumbling something about dumb as rocks and poop for brains,  ??? Did you know that Bubba pucks leave a real nasty lump on your skull? I've got to get around to drilling them out so they don't hurt so bad.  ;)

pensrock


classicrockgriller

Quote from: iceman on September 21, 2009, 09:58:44 AM
I finally got Ann to the point of not asking anymore questions about how come you need two or three of them. Thanks to LQ I just toss carrots her way (The kind they refer to as jewelery) and no questions are asked.  :o :D ;) Classicrock I had that "Would you ever remarry" conversation once with Ann and that was one time to many!!! I failed miserably no matter how hard I tried. I just kept digging myself a deeper ditch with each word that came out of my size 10 mouth until she stormed out of the house mumbling something about dumb as rocks and poop for brains,  ??? Did you know that Bubba pucks leave a real nasty lump on your skull? I've got to get around to drilling them out so they don't hurt so bad.  ;)

I broke mine from throwing things. She threw a unopened beer at me once and i ducked. Right thru the dining room window. I went and got some cardboard and made her a new window. Should have seen her explaining what happen to her friends. I fixed the window after a week or so but left the cardboard there for 6 months.

NePaSmoKer

Thats funny CRG

Everytime i stand out in the yard or garage and look around all my wife says is, I DONT THINK SO  :D  :D  YYSSW

nepas

watchdog56

That is hilarious CRG. Would have made a great TV show. LMFAO.

Quarlow

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Ok HR I have to ask, what is the pact of a T? ???
I like to walk threw life on the path of least resistance. But sometimes the path needs a good kick in the ass.

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BBQ
One Big Easy, plus one in a box.

ArnieM

Quote from: Quarlow on September 21, 2009, 06:06:00 PM
Ok HR I have to ask, what is the pact of a T? ???
Actually, it's "pact to a T", an old saying.  I don't know what the 'T' stands for, maybe some kind of legalese.  In any case, a spousal pact was made and agreed upon - you do your thing and I'll do mine - and that pact is being honored by both parties.  Maybe someone else knows about the 'T' part.
-- Arnie

Where there's smoke, there's food.

classicrockgriller

Just always hear it to the T and dotted the i.

La Quinta

Hey Ice...glad I could contribute...tried it with Bob...didn't really work...he just takes the crap from me!!!  :D

classicrockgriller

Quote from: La Quinta on September 21, 2009, 11:11:17 PM
Hey Ice...glad I could contribute...tried it with Bob...didn't really work...he just takes the crap from me!!!  :D

LQ, Did you say ....PLease.....

Hopefull Romantic

Quote from: Quarlow on September 21, 2009, 06:06:00 PM
Ok HR I have to ask, what is the pact of a T? ???
Quote from: ArnieM on September 21, 2009, 06:39:31 PM
Quote from: Quarlow on September 21, 2009, 06:06:00 PM
Ok HR I have to ask, what is the pact of a T? ???
Actually, it's "pact to a T", an old saying.  I don't know what the 'T' stands for, maybe some kind of legalese.  In any case, a spousal pact was made and agreed upon - you do your thing and I'll do mine - and that pact is being honored by both parties.  Maybe someone else knows about the 'T' part.

It is a pact of TRANQUILITY and TRUCE


HR
I am not as "think" as you "drunk" I am.

classicrockgriller

Not sure what "tranquaility" really means (I do have an Idea)....but
I know "truce"....that's when both of ya'll have bloddy noses.

Hopefull Romantic

Quote from: classicrockgriller on September 22, 2009, 12:39:34 AM
....but
I know "truce"....that's when both of ya'll have bloddy noses.

Give that man a cigar.

HR
I am not as "think" as you "drunk" I am.

La Quinta

No please....just orange veggies (still waiting tho)  ;D He has to ask please now!!!!! He'll figure it out in the long run...DANG guys are silly people!!!  :D  :D  :D