Are you a rep, Dem Or southern rep

Started by HCT, September 28, 2005, 05:39:29 PM

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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? Here is a little
>test that will help you decide.
>Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans
>And Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the
>following question:
>You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
>the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
>raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40,
>and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you
>and your family.
>What do you do?
>Democrat's Answer:
>Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
>Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
>Could we run away?
>What does my wife think?
>What about the kids?
>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
>his hand?
>What does the law say about this situation?
>Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
>Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
>this send to society and to my children?
>Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
>If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
>he was stabbing me?
>Should I call 9-1-1?
>Why is this street so deserted?
>We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
>happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
>This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
>few days and try to come to a consensus.
>Republican's Answer:
>Southern Republican's Answer:
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds
>of reloading).
>Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
>or Hollow Points?"



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