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Health Message.

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,
I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
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Quote from: Tenpoint5 on August 12, 2012, 02:42:57 PM
Health Message.

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,
I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

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I met a turtle on an island awhile back and he sure looked like he was enjoying life as it should be. Just thinking I should slow down a bit and enjoy the things that normally zoom by too!  ;D

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Quote from: iceman on August 12, 2012, 07:45:03 PM
I met a turtle on an island awhile back and he sure looked like he was enjoying life as it should be. Just thinking I should slow down a bit and enjoy the things that normally zoom by too!  ;D

I met the same turtle in Savannah to  :o

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Where is the resident Turtle?

I assume he would have commented by now...
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I have not seen a tortoise drinking beer or eating junk food either...

Just salad.

Jus sayin'
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Quote from: Tenpoint5 on August 12, 2012, 02:42:57 PM... A tortoise ... does nothing...

Calumny!  Even allowing for the differences among Testudines, your statement borders on libel.  We do many things; we just don't waste our time on useless expenditure of mental or physical energy.

Quote from: muebe on August 13, 2012, 05:54:17 PM
Where is the resident Turtle?

Sorry, I've been busy commuting between the pool and the hammock.


Quote from: FLBentRider on August 14, 2012, 04:49:00 PM
I have not seen a tortoise drinking beer or eating junk food either...

Just salad.

Apparently too much time on the bicycle destroys one's powers of observation.

FLBentRider

Quote from: Ka Honu on August 14, 2012, 05:28:54 PM
Quote from: Tenpoint5 on August 12, 2012, 02:42:57 PM... A tortoise ... does nothing...

Calumny!  Even allowing for the differences among Testudines, your statement borders on libel.  We do many things; we just don't waste our time on useless expenditure of mental or physical energy.

Quote from: muebe on August 13, 2012, 05:54:17 PM
Where is the resident Turtle?

Sorry, I've been busy commuting between the pool and the hammock.


Quote from: FLBentRider on August 14, 2012, 04:49:00 PM
I have not seen a tortoise drinking beer or eating junk food either...

Just salad.

Apparently too much time on the bicycle destroys one's powers of observation.

I knew we could get a rise out of the turtle with the salad comment.
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Quote from: Tenpoint5 on August 12, 2012, 02:42:57 PM
Health Message.

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,
I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

Doctors are not as bright as we think