Health Message

[Tenpoint5]

Health Message.

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,
I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

[slowpoke]

Now your talking.They don't call me Slowpoke for nothin. 8)

[NePaSmoKer]

Health Message.

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,
I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

I like this.

You doing ok?

[Up In Smoke]

Accuracy............ain't it amazing?

[iceman]

I met a turtle on an island awhile back and he sure looked like he was enjoying life as it should be. Just thinking I should slow down a bit and enjoy the things that normally zoom by too!  ;D

[NePaSmoKer]

I met a turtle on an island awhile back and he sure looked like he was enjoying life as it should be. Just thinking I should slow down a bit and enjoy the things that normally zoom by too!  ;D

I met the same turtle in Savannah to  :o

[OldHickory]

Hmmmm, I think you may be onto something here.

[muebe]

Where is the resident Turtle?

I assume he would have commented by now...

[Kahunas]

I'm with you......

[SouthernSmoked]

So true..........

[FLBentRider]

I have not seen a tortoise drinking beer or eating junk food either...

Just salad.

Jus sayin'

[Ka Honu]

... A tortoise ... does nothing...

Calumny!  Even allowing for the differences among Testudines, your statement borders on libel.  We do many things; we just don't waste our time on useless expenditure of mental or physical energy.

Where is the resident Turtle?

Sorry, I've been busy commuting between the pool and the hammock.

I have not seen a tortoise drinking beer or eating junk food either...

Just salad.

Apparently too much time on the bicycle destroys one's powers of observation.

[FLBentRider]

... A tortoise ... does nothing...

Calumny!  Even allowing for the differences among Testudines, your statement borders on libel.  We do many things; we just don't waste our time on useless expenditure of mental or physical energy.

Where is the resident Turtle?

Sorry, I've been busy commuting between the pool and the hammock.

I have not seen a tortoise drinking beer or eating junk food either...

Just salad.

Apparently too much time on the bicycle destroys one's powers of observation.

I knew we could get a rise out of the turtle with the salad comment.

[ronbeaux]

My doctor is fat. Just saying. :D

[beefmann]

Health Message.

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,
I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

Doctors are not as bright as we think