I'm confused !!!

[LilSmoker]

And then there are the differences between American English and English English!!!  ;)

Yeah, i found this, i really think our equivalent of pork and liver meatball will make our american buddies chuckle  :o ;D

http://www.ling.ed.ac.uk/~aaron/amlish.html

[manxman]

Is a horny-toad a nympho?

Definately don't fancy waking to next to a horny-toad...... now waking up next to a nympho is another matter entirely!!  ::) ::)

And even better...... a horny nympho!!  ;) ;) ;)

[coyote]

Hey Manxman , If you find out where they sleep....let me know  8)

                                                                            Coyote

[Kummok]

Dang! After reading THIS post, I starting to think that the hokey-pokey really IS what it's all about! ;) ;D ;D

[coyote]

Dang! After reading THIS post, I starting to think that the hokey-pokey really IS what it's all about! ;) ;D ;D

Sing it with me..........And that's what it's alllllll about...Hay !  :D

[manxman]

If you find out where they sleep....let me know

I'm still looking!!  ;) :D

[West Coast Kansan]

Eye halve a spelling checker;
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marks four my revue,
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word,
And weight four it two say,
Weather eye am wrong oar write;
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose bee fore two long.
And eye can put the error rite;
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it;
I am shore your pleased two no,
Its letter perfect awl the weigh.
My spell checker tolled me sew !

[MWS]

Dang! After reading THIS post, I starting to think that the hokey-pokey really IS what it's all about! ;) ;D ;D

Sing it with me..........And that's what it's alllllll about...Hay !  :D

Ah Geez.......now the darn song will be stuck in my head all day.  >:( ;)

[LilSmoker]

"You put yer left leg in, yer left leg out"

[iceman]

Good one WCK. I'll send that one to dad. :D

[Kummok]

Dang! After reading THIS post, I starting to think that the hokey-pokey really IS what it's all about! ;) ;D ;D

Sing it with me..........And that's what it's alllllll about...Hay !  :D

Ah Geez.......now the darn song will be stuck in my head all day.  >:( ;)

Here's one to push that one out of your brain (only works IF you've taken kids to Disneyland)....."It's a Small World After All, It's a Small World After All, It's a Small World After All, It's a Small, Small Wooorld" 

Someone's gonna HATE me for THAT one....... :o ;) ;D ;D

[Wildcat]

That is not fair.  It took me 6 weeks to get that out of my head a few years back. :'(

[iceman]

Kummok you're a baaaaaad man. ;D :D