Childrens thoughts on fish and the sea.

[manxman]

I've got the Monday morning blues, if anyone else feels the same here is something to maybe bring a smile to your face.  ;) :D

The things children say:


1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6 )

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6 )

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't
have sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8 )

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.(Millie age 6 )

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross
the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would
whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

8 )  I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny
tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6 )

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my
big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
(Amy age 6 )

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can
give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think
they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7 )

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6 )

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two
divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8 )

13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her *?**?. (Julie age 7 )

[Wildcat]

Cute.  I will have to show my wife this one.  She is a teacher and would appreciate this one.

[LilSmoker]

 ;D ;D ;D That's funny manx, i'm just trying to picture that octopus!

[manxman]

That's funny manx, i'm just trying to picture that octopus!

....... and the dolphin!  ;)

[LilSmoker]

That's funny manx, i'm just trying to picture that octopus!

....... and the dolphin!  ;)

Stop it!...........I'm laughing my blowhole off here!

[manxman]

I'm laughing my blowhole off here

The mind boggles!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[iceman]

Ya gotta love children!!! Made my day Manx. Thanks :D

[tsquared]

Great post Manx. I'm a teacher so I get used to this stuff but sometimes it's hard not to crack up in front of the kids. The funniest one I heard of lately is our police liason officer told me she was talking to a classroom full of kids, explaining what the different equipment was for on her belt. One of the little girls points to her handcuffs and says, "My mom has a pair like that only hers are pink!"  :D
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[manxman]

One of the little girls points to her handcuffs and says, "My mom has a pair like that only hers are pink!"

Hahaha! As you say, bet you find it so hard to keep your face straight at times, and even harder to look the mum in the eye.  ;D ;D ;D