Funny story of the day

[coyote]

Good'n Wildcat !!!

[La Quinta]

YUP!!! That works!! :)

[manxman]

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Airport noticed a really beautiful  woman
sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she
must be an off duty flight attendant.

But which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to make her acquaintance, he leaned towards her and uttered the
Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself: "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards
her again "Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look.

He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the
list.

Then he tried the Thai Airways slogan and said to her: "Smooth as Silk."

This time the woman turned to him with, "What the f *** do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said:

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"Ahhhhh, British Airways!

[Wildcat]

 ;D ;D ;D

[3rensho]

  ;D ;D ;D  Good 'un.  If you want to see some real attitude fly a domestic, short haul Air France flight and ask for a cup of coffee - in English.   :-\

[bigredsmoker]

DAVE'S LAST NIGHT OUT
  Poor Dave works hard at the office and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says,  "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this  club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if  he'd like his usual and hands him a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable  and says, "How did she know that you drink  Budweiser?"
  "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the  golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the first nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself  all over him and says, "Hi Davey, want your usual table dance, big boy?"

  Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and  storms out of the club.

  Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab.  Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside  her.
Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper  must have mistaken him for someone else, but  his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,  calling him every 4-letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave,  you picked up a real b**ch this time!"

[FLBentRider]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

[bigredsmoker]

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore so she takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: "What' s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "Its Keith. The midget."

[westexasmoker]

HeHeHe  ;D Thats just bad HeHeHe   ;D

C

[car54]

That is a good one. I was not expecting that.

Brad

[iceman]

That one caught me a little short bigred :D ;D

[Smoking Duck]

I still don't see how that's sexual harassment ??? ??? ???














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[westexasmoker]

Oh  I get it now    :o :o ;D

C

[manxman]

Hahaha.......... good one bigred.  :D :D :D

This is an old joke, still funny though:



Bill worked in a pickle factory.

He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his p*nis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a s*x therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed.

He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.

'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my p*nis into the pickle slicer?'

Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.

Yes, I did.' he replied.

My God, Bill, what happened?'

'I got fired.'

'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'

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'Oh...she got fired too.'

[FLBentRider]

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