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[Smoking Duck]

I actually prefer Duckie to Mr. Duckie.  Chicks dig sensitivity and in my day, I'd attract more women than a Macy's sale    However, it only lasted one day and I'm married to her now 

[West Coast Kansan]

Chicks dig sensitivity and in my day, I'd attract more women than a Macy's sale   

sensitivity,  now thats a big word -  guess I will give it a try. Bald head and well rounded belly is not working 

[Smoking Duck]

WCK,

I lost my hair right around the time I got married (Gee, you think there's a connection?).  Anyways, I always tell people that grass doesn't grow on a playground.  But, I guess if needed, I could do a hell of a combover with the hair on my back 

Remember, it's just a solar panel for a secks machine (had to fool the computer filter there).  I had hair when I needed it.  Now that I'm married, I'd just be pulling it out anyways, so I figure Mother Nature saved me a step.

Anyways, you know why married men die before married women?  Because they want to.   

[La Quinta]

[Smoking Duck]

I should have stated that I'm sure it would have been different with you, LQ   

I kid because I care.

[West Coast Kansan]

 

[Tiny Tim]

I kid because I care.

Do you mind?  I get enough of that line on Sundays from Johnny Roberts.

[Smoking Duck]

I don't mind, but who in the heck is Johnny Roberts?

[Tiny Tim]

Whoops, I meant Chris Meyers, From the Fox Sports racing broadcast team. 


Roberts is on "Raceday Presented by the Home Depot" on Speed...Wendy Venturini calls him Johnny.

Carry on.

[Smoking Duck]

That's why I've never heard of him.....can't stand racing.  Now, I don't mind them when I'm on the toll road trying to get to Chicago, but I'd rather watch grass grow than racing.  Now, I'm not trying to start a war here.  I know there are plenty of folks who like racing and that's cool.  Different strokes for different folks.

[Tiny Tim]

That's cool.  I understand that my passion is not everybody elses.  I've never watched a Hockey game either...so I guess that makes us even.