Help Me Settle a 37 year old Argument! The Verdict is in, Decission is Final!

[BuyLowSellHigh]

Install a bidet and do away with the argument.   :o

[Sailor]

Install a bidet and do away with the argument.   :o

Is that one of them there fancy drinkin fountains?  ;D

[classicrockgriller]

I told myself I would give this till 6:00 pm monday.

That Time is here.

I am totatly devasted to see that I have been the problem to this problem.

I have sit and thought about this on numerous occasions.

I have installed and re-installed the roll while passing the time just to make sure my theory was right.

First off, Wifie buys the "MEGA" rolls and with that you have to have a different paper holder.

As the roll gets used, it tends to fall back against the wall.

So the roll "free spooling" doesn't happen.

Next, paper has two sides.

I don't care what kind you buy one side is the softest and the other side is a filler layer.

So if you buy a soft Tissue and use the under side ...... you are cheating yourself.

Based on that and the fact that God only gives you so many breathes on this Earth,

I try not to waste my Actions. (I don't walk around in circles)

IF the roll is facing the front .... when you pull it off, you have to flip it over to be able to use the good side.

I am a tri folder, not just a flip in half and slightly seperate the two pieces.

IF it faces the wall ..... the flipping is already done for you and you get to live longer.

Sooooo ...... I will leave the paper facing the front and flip it. I will lower the seat if and when I used that room.

And NOW, I will die younger than I should because I posted this question. ;D

I have had a ball reading the responses of everyone. Thanks for the thoughts on a very delicate matter. ;D

[Quarlow]

Well trust you to put a backwards spin on this topic :P :D :D :D

[KevinG]

Just use your left hand and all is good again. ;D

[classicrockgriller]

Just use your left hand and all is good again. ;D

Then I would have a mess. ;D

[Smokey the Bear.]

Just use your left hand and all is good again. ;D

Then I would have a mess. ;D

That is just too much info. :)