11.5 Pounds Of Jerky

[agent provocateur]

o thank heaven o boy oberto...  i had a movement... the first in 9 days... i feel .5 ounce lite... take a look for yourself...

[icerat4]

One hell of a kidney stone Lol ;D. Must you its the weekend.Geeezzz

[agent provocateur]

i switched to spam jerky for its lubrication properties...

no help...

more later...

ap

[MallardWacker]

day 4 my farts were absolutely unbearable...
day 5 and 6 no change except i have not had a hard poo in days...

today... my breath smells like jerky... my body smells like jerky... my wizz smells like jerky... my farts smell like jerky... my poos smell like jerky... i have achieved whole body jerky saturation... there was much rejoicing...

Thanks for sharing that....... 

agent provocateur

I must say with out a doubt you have some of the most, lets say, interesting posts that this forum has ever had.

You are kind of like one of Jim Rome's classic clones that come out of the wood work ever so often lays out some great smack that leaves me laughing for days.

Personally I think you are one of the regulars with an alter ego. AND some pretty weird fetishes to boot...no I do not want to know.

i switched to spam jerky for its lubrication properties...

no help...

more later...

Lets just hope so.

[Chez Bubba]

agent provocateur

Personally I think you are one of the regulars with an alter ego. AND some pretty weird fetishes to boot...no I do not want to know.

He is, I'll leave it to you to figure out who. It isn't me, I couldn't come up with stuff that good.

I will tell you that if he ever offers to meet you for a meal or drinks, you'd be missing a terrific time if you declined.

And no, no weird fetishes that I know of, unless you consider a great sense of humor as one.  Then again, what the king & his queen do in private is none of my biz. ;D

Kirk

[Arcs_n_Sparks]

I will tell you that if he ever offers to meet you for a meal or drinks, you'd be missing a terrific time if you declined.

Kirk

Agree with Kirk; if you have the opportunity to meet with Owrstrich and the lady, a great time.

Sparkler

[MWS]

Agree with Kirk; if you have the opportunity to meet with Owrstrich and the lady, a great time.

Sparkler

Arcs....that's like outing Bruce Wayne as Batman.....or ........that guy as spiderman

[Arcs_n_Sparks]

Arcs....that's like outing Bruce Wayne as Batman.....or ........that guy as spiderman

This is assuming that you know who Owrstrich is......... :o :o :o

[MWS]

Deep......very deep  :o

[Chez Bubba]

Some things you don't want to know if you know what's good for you. ;)

Code word is Micki. ;) ;) ;D ;D

Kirk

[agent provocateur]

i have been adding gold bond powder to my jerky for about a month now...

i use the tripple action relief...

it absorbs moisture
it soothes... cools... protects
it stops itch and pain

its more than a powder... its medication

[West Coast Kansan]

Do you try to incorporate the gold bond or simply use it as a topical dusting?

[MallardWacker]

May I suggest this...it just burns like fire but after that is over is done with...complete restoration will occur.   Great lubricant qualities.

[agent provocateur]

it has been weeks since i had a movement... i loaded up on some new stuff from alien jerky earlier this week... i felt the churn in my got for a day or two and then all of a sudden it happened... i have never felt so good... total satisfaction... take a look for yourself...

[West Coast Kansan]

Thats great, much more rounded than previous examples. Congratulations on the movement. Wishing you many more to come.
Take Care,  ;D