Funny story of the day

[Quarlow]

Oops my drum was out of tune . ;)

[Wildcat]

Oops my drum was out of tune . ;)

I thought I heard a sour note! lol  ;D

Thanks folks - I think I understand now although I fail to comprehend why it is called a rim shot vs a drum roll. Drum roll is what it was called back in my day - but then again grass was what one mowed on the weekends. When I hear rim shot I think of basketball.

[3rensho]

Actually a rim shot is when you hold the drum stick in your fingers and slam it down on a snare drum hitting the metal rim of the drum and the drum head simultaneously.  Hence the "rim" shot.

[Quarlow]

Try listening to this song and hear the loud smack from the drum, I no musician but I am pretty sure these are rim shots you hear.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9f7uhZcbfQ

The first ones start at 0:19.

[Wildcat]

A wife asks her husband, "Would you please go shopping for me?
Buy one carton of milk and, if they have avocados, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!

Men will get it the first time.



My work is done here.

[beefmann]

A wife asks her husband, "Would you please go shopping for me?
Buy one carton of milk and, if they have avocados, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!

Men will get it the first time.



My work is done here.

typical woman,,,, never really  clear on what they want ;D ;D ;D

[3rensho]

Looks like an if-then statement to me  ;D

[iceman]

[TedEbear]

[Wildcat]

So, how's your day going?

[SiFumar]

[rdevous]

 


I KNOW MANY OF YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO FOOTBALL SEASON.

WELL, HERE'S A LITTLE RECAP OF LAST YEAR.........

Coincidence?   Just wondering.

Alabama beat Arkansas and Arkansas fired the coach.

Alabama beat Tennessee and Tennessee fired the coach.

Alabama beat Auburn and Auburn fired the coach.

Then Alabama beat Notre Dame and the Pope resigned....

Damn, I wish the White House had a team.
 
 
Ray
 
 

[MoHuka]

Lovey Dovey

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

The husband, typically non romantic, replied,


"I am on the commode. Please advise."

[3rensho]

LOL

[Wildcat]

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.



The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replied, "That would be my wife."