Funny story of the day

[rdevous]

 
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.  As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town.  I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday.  I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Awww, come on... you don't even know the way to the Post Office."


Ray

[classicrockgriller]

;D ;D

[squirtthecat]

An affront to cats, and Canadians!

[Ka Honu]

Article from "The Week" newsmagazine...

     Florida man loses suit over "defective" underwear

     A Florida man has failed to win compensation for a "defective" pair of underwear. Albert Freed, 62, claims that over a two-week vacation in Hawaii, the fly flap of his briefs rubbed his genitals like "sandpaper belts."

     Asked by a judge why he didn't notice sooner, the 285-pound Freed said he cannot see his own genitals, and he didn't ask his wife to look because it might "ruin her vacation."


How considerate of him!

[ArnieM]

Nice cat pic squirt.  If I ever tried to put a rig like that on our Bengal it would bite my arm off.

[JoeHifi]

Wouldn't this be great!



Proposed Amendment 28 to the US Constitution!

"Congress shall make no law that applies to any citizen of the United States that does not apply equally to all US Senators and Representatives,
and Congress shall make no law that applies to any US Senator or Representative that does not apply equally to all citizens of the United States . All existing laws and regulations that do not meet these criteria shall be declared null and void!"


Let us get this passed around, people!

[ArnieM]

Where did you get that from Joe?  And BTW, your cat is either VERY fluffy or out of focus.  ;D

[HawkeyeSmokes]

Better than getting a flu shot!!!!


Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.  She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.  As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"

Pointing to the bowl.   "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.  The directions said 'To place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.' Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"

[JoeHifi]

ArnieM,

I've got friend that's always sending me stuff.  Some is pretty good. Other stuff is not appropriate to share on this forum.

He's very fluffy. And it's possible that that pic is out of focus.

Joe

[Mr Walleye]

An affront to cats, and Canadians!

Squirt... Looks like he might be from "Moose Jaw"!  :D

Mike

[JoeHifi]

Fw: How observant are you?]

        Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.



        More than likely you said, "A bird in the bush," and.......

        If this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see

        That the word THE is repeated twice!

        Sorry, look again.

        Next, let's play with some words.

        What do you see?



          In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, because it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil ).   

        Now, what do you see?

       

        You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?

        What do you see here?

     

        This one is quite tricky!

        The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.

        Last one.

        What do you see?

       

        You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......

        When you look through ME

        You will see

         YOU!

        Do you need to look again?

         

        Test Your Brain
        This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.


         
         
                                             

        ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST


        Count every " F " in the following text:

        FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
        SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
        FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
        THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

        (SEE BELOW)




        HOW MANY ?









        WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
        READ IT AGAIN !
        Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.


        The reasoning behind is further down.








        The brain cannot process "OF".
         
                               


        Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!



        Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
                             

                               
        Three is normal, four is quite rare.

        Send this to your friends.
        It will drive them crazy.!
        And keep them occupied
        For several minutes..!

       
           

         
           

         


        More Brain Stuff .  From  Cambridge  University .
         
         O lny srmat poelpe can raed this.
         
         
         Cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty   uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
         Phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig  to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
         
        It deosn't mttaer in what oredr the  ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last  ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still  raed it wouthit a porbelm.
         
        This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey  lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Am za nig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas  tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! 
         If you can raed this psas it on!!
         

         

         

         

         
           

         

     

[Hopefull Romantic]

Love that one Joe but I only could count five on the second run. Unless you include the F in the heading I am almost sure you only have 5.

Great one anyway. Thanks

HR

[FLBentRider]

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

[Hopefull Romantic]

FLBR Please tell me you did not get this the first time  ;D ;D ;D

HR

[squirtthecat]