scientific method (a.k.a "here...hold my beer")

squirtthecat · November 19, 2009, 07:43:37 PM

Just thought it would be fun to start a new open thread for wild, WAY.OFF.TOPIC recipe discussions... Perhaps leaning more towards recipes disasters, minor grease/electrical/structural fires, thereifixed.com situations, "here... hold my beer while I ... this" memories, etc...

No worries about Somali thread hijacking here. I started it, so we're on the crazy train to nowhere!

However, let's do try keep it food related.

Pics welcome - if not strongly encouraged!!

Larry, would you like to go first???

classicrockgriller · November 19, 2009, 07:49:39 PM

This will be interesting. ;D ;D

westexasmoker · November 19, 2009, 07:52:37 PM

Quote from: squirtthecat on November 19, 2009, 07:43:37 PM

Just thought it would be fun to start a new open thread for wild, WAY.OFF.TOPIC recipe discussions... Perhaps leaning more towards recipes disasters, minor grease/electrical/structural fires, thereifixed.com situations

Oh I could play....but won't!

C

hal4uk · November 19, 2009, 07:53:31 PM

Deal me in!

hal4uk · November 19, 2009, 07:55:05 PM

And go ahead and toss some cards down to Lubbock there, Jethro...

Quarlow · November 19, 2009, 07:57:28 PM

Hey how about those White Sox.........LOL

classicrockgriller · November 19, 2009, 07:58:18 PM

Here....hold my whiskey glass

KyNola · November 19, 2009, 07:59:15 PM

WTS,
Grease fire and you're not playing?! You have the best pics of all.

STC, why would you ask me to go first? Not trying to HIJACK the thread but I'm pretty sure that Hal's hit song is not yet available on itunes.

KyNola

westexasmoker · November 19, 2009, 08:01:34 PM

Quote from: hal4uk on November 19, 2009, 07:55:05 PM
And go ahead and toss some cards down to Lubbock there, Jethro...

Ok fine I'll take two cards..........! ;D

C

classicrockgriller · November 19, 2009, 08:03:58 PM

I got a recent funny story, a true one.

hal4uk · November 19, 2009, 08:06:51 PM

Well, anyhow...

We all thought the mental hospital (we wuz told not to call it the "insane asylum" no more) might do her some good.
Maybe it did, but when she escaped and showed up at our house with the currently unemployed ex-Hell's-Angel...
Momma wuz skeptical about that "cure" stuff. And she's a semi-expert about cures...

Heck, she cured my Attention Deficit Disorder.
It comes back sometimes, but it's under control when I'm hanging pictures for her.

I don't think we ate any food; momma didn't really want them to stay.
She wasn't feeling nearly as entertained as me and my sweet baby sister.
I think they just had to "go on".

But, if we had eaten somethin'...
It probably woulda been fried. Yeah.. fried food. yum.

Tenpoint5 · November 19, 2009, 08:08:02 PM

If WTS gets to post his "How Not to Cook a Brisket" AKA "Burnt Ends" Pictures. I'm gonna need 5 new cards.

KyNola · November 19, 2009, 08:14:24 PM

Uh, anybody ever broken 2 ribs, cracked 2 more and poked a hole in their lung while cooking pork ribs on a grill on a houseboat?

I'm thinking this thread is OVER! GAME SET MATCH and I have the medical records to prove it. Thankfully no cameras around.

We called it "rib bust 1" because the next year we went back on a houseboat for the annual "rib bust 2".

KyNola

Top that one CRG!

squirtthecat · November 19, 2009, 08:15:17 PM

I'll start with our 'scientific method'..

We use nothing but professionally labeled lab equipment:

Organized prep station:

Weber reps flew in to personally help set up our cooking arena:

Lots of 'science' later:

The end:

squirtthecat · November 19, 2009, 08:17:00 PM

Quote from: KyNola on November 19, 2009, 08:14:24 PM
Uh, anybody ever broken 2 ribs, cracked 2 more and poked a hole in their lung while cooking pork ribs on a grill on a houseboat?

I'm thinking this thread is OVER! GAME SET MATCH and I have the medical records to prove it. Thankfully no cameras around.

We called it "rib bust 1" because the next year we went back on a houseboat for the annual "rib bust 2".

KyNola

Top that one CRG!

Not so fast - we'll need to see the x-rays...