Funny story of the day

[bflosmoke]

I aint one with the ability to make attachments to my posts so just to a search for show off gets knocked out .
BFLO

[3rensho]

Here it is -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL_qQtTfgqY

That's funny as hell but the show off has some good moves.  Thanks for the post.

[pensrock]

Indian  Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official,  'You have observed the white man for 90 years.   

You've seen his  wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress,  and the damage he's done.'   

The  Chief nodded in agreement.   

The  official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion,  where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at  the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.  'When white man find land,   

Indians running it, no taxes, no debt,  plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the  work, Medicine man free.   

Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing;  all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled.  'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like  that.'  ;D ;D

[3rensho]

That is so true!!  ;D ;D

[Wildcat]

I like that one Pensrock

[FLBentRider]

 ;D ;D ;D

[Mr Walleye]

I found an awesome new monitor cleaner, check it out....

http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf

Mike

[Smoking Duck]

 ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of the girl my mother forced me to take to the prom.....only the dog has a cuter face  :o

[FLBentRider]

I was reviewing that link and my dog happend to see my screen. He froze and stared at that for a good three minutes.

At least he didn't try to clean the other side of the screen...

[iceman]

Miss Bea did the same thing FLB. Now she does a double take and lets out a growl when she walks by the laptop. Too funny.  :D

[Caneyscud]

This one had to go on 2 posts - be sure to open the read the next one for the entire "story"

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this:

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT:  Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO:  Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT:  Mac?

COSTELLO:  No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT:  Your computer?

COSTELLO:  I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT:  Mac?

COSTELLO:  I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT:  What about Windows?

COSTELLO:  Why?  Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT:  Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO:  I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT:  Wallpaper.

COSTELLO:  Never mind the windows.  I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT:  Software for Windows?

COSTELLO:  No. On the computer!  I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT:  Office.

COSTELLO:  Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT:  I just did.

COSTELLO:  You just did what?

ABBOTT:  Recommend something.

COSTELLO:  You recommended something ?

ABBOTT:  Yes.

COSTELLO:  For my office?

ABBOTT:  Yes.

COSTELLO:  OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT:  Office.

[Caneyscud]

COSTELLO:  Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT:  I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO:  I already have an office with windows!  OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer, and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT:  Word.

COSTELLO:  What word?

ABBOTT:  Word in Office.

COSTELLO:  The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT:  The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO:  Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT:  The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.

COSTELLO:  I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers.  What about financial bookkeeping?  You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT:  Money.

COSTELLO:  That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT:  Money.

COSTELLO:  I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT:  It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO:  What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT:  Money.

COSTELLO:  Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT:  Yes.  No extra charge.

COSTELLO:  I get a bundle of money with my computer?  How much?

ABBOTT:  One copy.

COSTELLO:  Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT:  Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO:  They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT:   Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT:  Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO:  How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT:  Click on 'START'.............

[Wildcat]

Absolutely love it!

[3rensho]

That is excellent!!! I can just see them doing it  ;D ;D ;D

[iceman]

Good one Caneyscud. I've got to send that to my dad.
Thanks for posting that.