Funny story of the day

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Quarlow

Ha I loved that one CRG, sorry Pens my computer is so slow I can't even run simple vid clips.
I like to walk threw life on the path of least resistance. But sometimes the path needs a good kick in the ass.

OBS
BBQ
One Big Easy, plus one in a box.

KevinG

Quote from: Quarlow on November 24, 2009, 02:09:00 PM
Ha I loved that one CRG, sorry Pens my computer is so slow I can't even run simple vid clips.

Ditto, slow computer and dial up - what a combo!
Rodney Dangerfield got his material from watching me.
Learn to hunt deer www.lulu.com/mediabyKevinG

manxman

Thought from the greatest living Scots thinker, Billy Connolly and maybe the statement of the Century.

'If  women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'
Manxman

Quarlow

Yeaaaaah Man. I second that.
I like to walk threw life on the path of least resistance. But sometimes the path needs a good kick in the ass.

OBS
BBQ
One Big Easy, plus one in a box.


Quarlow

I don't know if you've seen this But it is pretty funny.
I like to walk threw life on the path of least resistance. But sometimes the path needs a good kick in the ass.

OBS
BBQ
One Big Easy, plus one in a box.

iceman


icerat4





Just another weekend with the smoker...

Quarlow

I like to walk threw life on the path of least resistance. But sometimes the path needs a good kick in the ass.

OBS
BBQ
One Big Easy, plus one in a box.

pensrock

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot
down and tells him he isn't going.

Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting
there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday.

Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me
and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles
and rose pedals all over.

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do what ever you want."

So, Here I am.

Quarlow

I like to walk threw life on the path of least resistance. But sometimes the path needs a good kick in the ass.

OBS
BBQ
One Big Easy, plus one in a box.

3rensho

Somedays you're the pigeon, Somedays you're the statue.

OU812

Thats funny know matter how many times you here it.

Tenpoint5

Quote from: OU812 on November 30, 2009, 07:01:53 AM
Thats funny know matter how many times you here it.
or which version.
Bacon is the Crack Cocaine of the Food World.

Be careful about calling yourself and EXPERT! An ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a drip under pressure!

Hopefull Romantic

LMAO

I got a great morning laugh. Thanks Pens

HR
I am not as "think" as you "drunk" I am.