Funny story of the day

KevinG · December 05, 2009, 07:29:06 AM

Yep, I bet his wife was pretty Tee'd off. :D

Quarlow · December 05, 2009, 07:47:44 AM

Quote from: KevinG on December 05, 2009, 07:29:06 AM
Yep, I bet his wife was pretty Tee'd off. :D

Owwww RR that was off the green.

classicrockgriller · December 05, 2009, 09:57:08 AM

she mighta straighten out his hook in his driver

KevinG · December 05, 2009, 10:02:36 AM

Bet he won't be putt'n that thing in anytime soon.

classicrockgriller · December 05, 2009, 10:27:41 AM

he might be the first golfer with no balls to play with

KevinG · December 05, 2009, 10:29:48 AM

Wont be Driving that thing home.

classicrockgriller · December 05, 2009, 10:37:43 AM

Yep, He won't be Chippin one in anytime soon!

Quarlow · December 05, 2009, 03:10:18 PM

She didn't straighten out his putter enough to keep him out of the palm trees.

classicrockgriller · December 05, 2009, 04:46:34 PM

Quote from: Quarlow on December 05, 2009, 03:10:18 PM
She didn't straighten out his putter enough to keep him out of the palm trees.

I think he was in the rough.

KevinG · December 05, 2009, 04:48:33 PM

That golf bag is going to be longing for some club storage.

classicrockgriller · December 05, 2009, 04:55:02 PM

This may be the thing that keeps him from being golfs all-time winner.

Everytime he bends over a putt he will be wondering if his wife is behind him.

Hopefull Romantic · December 05, 2009, 11:43:35 PM

Moses is talking to GOD on top of Mount Sinai,

"GOD, let me see if I got that straight. YOU are giving the Arabs the oil and you want us to cut the tip of our WHAT

classicrockgriller · December 05, 2009, 11:57:21 PM

A Termite goes into a club and walks up to order a drink and says Bar-Tender?

Quarlow · December 06, 2009, 12:02:49 AM

Ooww god. ................A horse walks into a bar and the bartender say "why the long face".
A blind guy walks into a bar and say "OW".

Caneyscud · December 08, 2009, 12:01:02 PM

Subject: WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE A CANEYSCUD SHOPPING!

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.

Dear Mrs. Scud,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Scud, are listed below and are documented by our video urveillance
cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking..

2.. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee
to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were
called.

9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.