Funny story of the day

Started by icerat4, March 22, 2007, 10:32:04 AM

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ArnieM

Funny.  Having 3 indoor cats I can appreciate it.  Cats aren't dumb - just obstinate.  ;D
-- Arnie

Where there's smoke, there's food.

BuyLowSellHigh

Arnie's Greek post helped me remember these - had to go find them.  Must be my age ... I find these hilarious.

I think that's Arnie doing his best Greek imitations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNvjhrzDctA

and the sequel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wciU-49YGtw
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3rensho

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ArnieM

Thanks for the links Eric, very funny.  Kind of reminds me of the Mrs. and me in the kitchen.  :-\
-- Arnie

Where there's smoke, there's food.

jiggerjams

A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Newfie were sitting in a bar in Winnipeg. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.

"Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a little place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you."

"Well," said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

"Ahhh, that's nothin'," said the Newfie. "Bak home in Sin Jahn's there's the Codfish Bar. The moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Newfie's claims but he swears every word is true.

"Well," said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not me myself, personally, no," said the Newfie. "But it did happen to me sister a few times."

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jiggerjams

WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:

Definitely not!

WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:

Of course I do.

WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:

Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:
-- silence --

HUSBAND:
....F**k....

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Randy,
that is just plain funny!!!
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ArnieM

Yeah, that's a good one.  :D
-- Arnie

Where there's smoke, there's food.

BuyLowSellHigh

British humor -- gotta love it.
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jiggerjams

The Shortest Joke Ever

So there is this seal and it walks into a club....

Ka Honu

An Irishman walks out of a bar.  Really.