Funny story of the day

[SiFumar]

 :)  To funny!

[schneep]

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

This one is for everyone who....

a. has kids

b. had kids

c. was a kid

d. knows a kid

e. is going to have kids

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.  At one point she said,"Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.  I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"


She replied, " What happened to my booger?"

[devo]

Oh now wouldn't that just make your day  ;D

[beefmann]

and all this time I thought old timers were to be fast... :):):):)

[schneep]

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[classicrockgriller]

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lol!

funny! thanks!

[steve-o]

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.

One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!"

"I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!"

"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.

After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.

"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"

Another runner moved along side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"

"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

"Nope...just when it's raining."

[rdevous]

 
Wish we had a "rim-shot" sound effect on this forum.....we'd wear it out here!!!  ;D ;D ;D
 
 
Ray

 

[3rensho]

  1981  & 2005 - Two  Interesting Years


Interesting  Year 1981
1.  Prince Charles got married.
2.  Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of  Europe.
3.  Australia  lost the Ashes.
4.  The Pope died.

 
Interesting  Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got  married.
2.  Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of  Europe.
3.  Australia  lost the Ashes.
4.  The Pope died.



Lesson  to be learned:

The  next time Charles gets married, someone should  warn the  Pope.

[devo]

Such a good neighbour

[Quarlow]

Ow what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive.  ;D

[Up In Smoke]

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

This one is for everyone who....

a. has kids

b. had kids

c. was a kid

d. knows a kid

e. is going to have kids

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.  At one point she said,"Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.  I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"


She replied, " What happened to my booger?"

At least he didn't finish a bowl of corn flakes and then have his son come in looking for his scab collection! :o :o

[Slamdunk]

Hands up all guys who would be willing to help out Demetrius and his wife !! Two hands up who would be willing to help out for free !!

[OU812]

Hands up all guys who would be willing to help out Demetrius and his wife !! Two hands up who would be willing to help out for free !!

Here  Here

And I have German blood too.  ;D

[3rensho]

I'm right over the border from Germany.  Both hands are up  ;D ;D ;D ;D