Funny story of the day

[ghost9mm]

And some would say Oh !!! she is really blonde...lol..the sad part is she probably has a degree too..

[Wildcat]

I just hope that she does not vote!

[devo]

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck
up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said, "So why are you here?"

The yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night
when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black Lab said, "So what's the vet going to do?"

"Gonna cut my nuts off" came the reply from the yellow Lab.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."

The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked, "Why are you here?"

The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the
carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my
owners' couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.

The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?
"I'm a humper", said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see."
Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to
dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and
started hammering away."
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,
"So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?"

The Great Dane said, "No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped."

[Quarlow]

All I can say about that is,  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[devo]

The attached Short clip is in  German.
It doesn't really matter - You can just watch!
Daughter is visiting father and is helping in the kitchen.
She asks: "Tell me dad, how are you managing with the new I-Pad we gave you for your birthday?"
Father asks: "What's wrong?"

http://youtu.be/tU6qNUMu5fQ

[ghost9mm]

Can't run it youtube has it blocked... :(

[devo]

Weird I just tried it and it played for me, wonder whats going on. it is listed as public

[Tiny Tim]

This is what comes up for me:

This video contains content from SevenOne, who has blocked it on copyright grounds.

[FLBentRider]

Try this link

https://picasaweb.google.com/kakabeka4/March242012#5723580736509948882

page not found

[devo]

Dang I'm going to get this to work sooner or later  >:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0FVm_H_D18

[3rensho]

 ;D ;D  Ja, alles klar.

[ghost9mm]

Yep it works now...das ist besser...

[rdevous]

 
I love the dishwasher bit!
 
 
Ray
 
 

[FLBentRider]

not working again

[manxman]

An man moves into a small village in County Kerry, Ireland, walks into the pub for the first time and promptly orders three beers.

The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone.

An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more.

The next evening the man again orders and drinks three beers at a time, several times. Soon the entire town is whispering about the Man Who Orders Three Beers.

Finally, a week later, the bartender broaches the subject on behalf of the town. "I don't mean to pry, but folks around here are wondering why you always order three beers."

'Tis odd, isn't it?" the man replies, "You see, I have two brothers, and one went to America, and the other to Australia. We promised each other that we would always order an extra two beers whenever we drank as a way of keeping up the family bond."

The bartender and soon the whole town was pleased with this answer, and soon the Man Who Orders Three Beers became a local celebrity and source of pride to the hamlet, even to the extent that out-of-towners would come to watch him drink.

Then, one day, the man comes in and orders only two beers. The bartender pours them with a heavy heart. This continues for the rest of the evening – he orders only two beers. The word flies around town. Prayers are offered for the soul of one of the brothers.

The next day, the bartender says to the man, "Folks around here, me first of all, want to offer condolences to you for the death of your brother. You know-the two beers and all..."

The man ponders this for a moment, then replies, "You'll be happy to hear that my two brothers are alive and well... It's just that I, myself, have decided to give up drinking for Lent."