Funny story of the day

[rdevous]

 
That went out to family and friends......including a certain vegan friend......I bad............heading to corner...snickering!!!


Ray

[ghost9mm]

INSTANT SAUSAGE



http://www.youtube.com/v/oUoCZOOxgv8

Now that's funny...lol

[beefmann]

ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[SiFumar]

Way to funny!

[Bavind]

lol funniest thing ive seen for ages. Thanks for posting ;D ;D

[rdevous]

 
FACT:  Office desks have 400 times more bacteria then toilet seats.  So be safe and eat your lunch sitting on a toilet instead of at your desk.
 
FACT:  The acid in your stomach is so powerful that it can dissolve a razor blade in less then a week.  You should still be careful when eating them, though.
 
FACT:  Of people who use personal ads for dating, thirty-five percent are married.  Hey, we all forget things sometimes.
 
FACT:  A person can live without eating for weeks, but will only survive eleven days without sleep.  People around them those who haven't slept, however will only survive a day or two.
 
FACT:  Chocolate contains the alkaloid theobromine, which in high doses can be toxic to humans, and even in small amounts can kill dogs, parrots, horses and cats.  This means despite its name the Kit-Kat candy bar is not a recommended snack for your kitty-cat.  I wonder how many cats have died because of this confusion?
 
FACT:  The most germ laden place on your toilet isn't the seat or even the bowl.  It's the handle!  The solution...don't flush.  Let the next .guy worry about it
 
 
Ray
 
 

[Bavind]

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy ,
Went to the local church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:

"Father.. During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our
Neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from
The Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have
No need to confess that."

"There is more to tell, Father.. She started to repay me with sexual
Favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays."

The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did,
You placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those
Circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh.
However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one
more question."

"And what is that?" asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?''

[Salmonsmoker]

Funny!

[ghost9mm]

 :D :D :D

[ghost9mm]

Sign some where here in Pa...

[Quarlow]

I'll drink to that. Cheers.  ;D ;D :o

[3rensho]

A Drover walks into a bar

with a pet crocodile by his

side.


He puts the crocodile

up on the bar.

He turns to the astonished

patrons and says....

         
"I'll make you a deal.

I'll open this crocodile's

mouth and place my

manhood inside.


Then the croc will close his

mouth for one minute".


"Then he'll open his mouth

and I'll remove my unit

unscathed.


In return for witnessing

this spectacle,

each of you will buy me a

drink".


The crowd murmured their

approval.

The man stood up

on the bar,

dropped his trousers,

and placed his Credentials

and related parts in the

crocodile's open mouth.


The croc closed his mouth

as the crowd gasped.


After a minute,
the man grabbed a beer

bottle and smacked the

crocodile really,really hard

on the top of its head. 

The croc opened his mouth

and the man removed his

genitals unscathed as

promised.



The crowd cheered,

and the first of his free

drinks were delivered.


The man stood up again

and made another offer....

"I'll pay anyone $100 who's

willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd.

After a while,

a hand went up in the

back of the bar.


A blonde woman timidly

Spoke up..........

"I'll try it - Just don't

hit me so hard
with the beer bottle!"

[Quarlow]

Oooo how naughty.  :o

[Salmonsmoker]

 ;D ;D ;D

[Wildcat]

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