Funny story of the day

[BuyLowSellHigh]

Now I understand -- it's the tuxedo.    ;D

[rdevous]

 
The BBQ Song...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ubTQfr_tyY&feature=player_embedded
 
The opinion expressed in this song about Florida do not reflect the opinion of mine!  (pssst...you think them Snowbirds bought that???  LOL)
 
 
Ray
 

[manxman]

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex."

Oh I see," replied the boy." Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a pack of 3 and asks, "

Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies; "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one For Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,

"Then who are these for?"

Those are for college men," the dad answers; "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 Pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,

" Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........

[beefmann]

LOL im gonna have to remember that one

[Wildcat]

That was good.

[BuyLowSellHigh]

That was good.

and sadly, probably too true. 

[iceman]

LOL the ole lady steered me wrong AGAIN!!! I was told the three pack was for us married guys. Feb, July,November,   >:(  ;D

[manxman]

LOL the ole lady steered me wrong AGAIN!!! I was told the three pack was for us married guys. Feb, July,November,

:D :D :D

[pensrock]

 ;D ;D ;D

[rdevous]

LOL the ole lady steered me wrong AGAIN!!! I was told the three pack was for us married guys. Feb, July,November,   >:(  ;D

What???  You mean it's not Christmas...Valentine's Day..and my birthday in June????
 
 
Ray
 

[classicrockgriller]

A paid speaker was giving a speak to a group of 500 men.

At the end of the speech he told the group he was taking a personal survey for

material he was studying and told them they could participate if they wanted to.

He ask by show of hands ..."How may of you have Sex 4 times a week?"

About 50% raised their hands. So he ask about 3 times, 2 times and 1 time a week.

Finally he ask about once a month. One guy raised his hand and infact he was jumping up and down.

The speaker said, "Sir, you have sex once a month and you are happy about it?"

The guy replied..... "You bet I am ......Tonites the nite!"

[ananomoly]

Senior Greeter...................


You just have to appreciate this one.
WAL-MART SENIOR GREETER 





Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
"Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear.
It's odd though your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"


"They said, "Good morning, Admiral, can I get you coffee, sir?"





One of my favorite stories, ever!
WAL-MART SENIOR GREETER

[beefmann]

that takes the  cake. though it is like one of my  answers to a customer of  mine

one day i was hard at work doing  repair  at a customers plant when the owner came in and had a complaint about the way  I was doing the install and had  questioned me about it.. I  told him that because of the  load demand  of the  equipment and code  requirements  it  had to be done that way,

then  he said if i call your  boss  what is he gonna  tell me, i said the  same thing... then  he asked for my bosses  name and telephone number  which i gave him.

he pulls out his cell phone and dials the  number and my  phone rings,, i answer my  phone and say  hello, this is green electric may i help you to which he starts  to complain about the  way i was doing the  job and i told  him that it  had to be  done that  way because of  code requirements.

then he stops the conversation for a  20 seconds and  then  states you  sound just  like  your  tech, to  which i respond im not only  the tech im the  owner... then i hang up on  him

[standles]

Did you notice their graphic for Florida was not even Florida but California.

 
The BBQ Song...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ubTQfr_tyY&feature=player_embedded
 
The opinion expressed in this song about Florida do not reflect the opinion of mine!  (pssst...you think them Snowbirds bought that???  LOL)
 
 
Ray
 

[rdevous]

Did you notice their graphic for Florida was not even Florida but California.

Darn if I didn't miss that when I watched it.................OOPS!!!
 
 
Ray