Funny story of the day

[TMB]

Thank God they are NOT from Alabama!!   ;D

[KevinG]

California - Florida, it's all the same Mickey lives in both places.

[beefmann]

gotta watch out for Disney

it is a mickey mouse  operation with goofy management

[FLBentRider]

California - Florida, it's all the same

Uhh... not even close.

[Wildcat]

California - Florida, it's all the same

Uhh... not even close.

;D Yeah - we don't have any mountains.

[FLBentRider]

California - Florida, it's all the same

Uhh... not even close.

;D Yeah - we don't have any mountains.

Smog, Arrrnold.....

[Wildcat]

The Grandmother of all
Blonde Jokes...

A blonde woman decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So she decides
to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a
couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her
husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor
in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a
leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she if OK.
She replies yes. He asks her what she is doing and she replies that she
wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted
to do it by painting the house.

Her husband asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
Said...


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"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."

[BuyLowSellHigh]

 ;D

[ArnieM]

 ;D ;D

[Up In Smoke]

Sometimes these 'heartwarming' stories are a bit too sappy for me but
this one is truly interesting...

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
Northwestern University.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant
standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed
distressed,
so Peter approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a
large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently
as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after
which
the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face
the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for
several tense moments.
Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his
teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the
creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son
Cameron were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the
ground, then put it down.
The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the
while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if
this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed
over the
railing and made his way into the enclosure.

He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.

The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter
legs and
slammed his stupid body against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

[BuyLowSellHigh]

It's an old story, interesting, but most likely untrue.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/malice/elephant.asp

[Up In Smoke]

It's an old story, interesting, but most likely untrue.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/malice/elephant.asp

No Sh*t
Next you will tell me there is no Santa Clause. :o

[Tiny Tim]

It's an old story, interesting, but most likely untrue.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/malice/elephant.asp

While I am quite fond of "Snopesing" people, it's a funny story nonetheless. :) ;D

[Up In Smoke]

It's an old story, interesting, but most likely untrue.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/malice/elephant.asp

While I am quite fond of "Snopesing" people, it's a funny story nonetheless. :) ;D

As intended.

[BuyLowSellHigh]

Whataya mean there's no Santa Clause ?  He still comes to my house.    ;)