Bacon Time! Speak Now or Laugh At Me Later!

Started by hal4uk, November 04, 2010, 05:45:35 PM

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squirtthecat

Where are these '2 Gallon' ziplock bags he speaks of??

D@mn you Iowa!!

hal4uk

Quote from: squirtthecat on November 04, 2010, 07:30:59 PM
Where are these '2 Gallon' ziplock bags he speaks of??

D@mn you Iowa!!
I think the ZIP part of my ZipLocks are full of brown sugar and Kosher salt granules...
Crunch-zip-crunch-zip...
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Quarlow

Don't you roll the top down before filling the bag? Geez Hal do we have to tell you everything.  ;D
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KyNola

Walmart carries those 2 gallon bags of which you speak.

As for that "not for sale", the bellies came from a packing house.  Interpret that to mean "not for REsale".

Gee whiz 10.5, didn't you tell those boys anything? :D

Quarlow

Is that anything like why they call me "meathead".  ;D
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hal4uk

Holy crap!  I've got TWO strings on these shoes!  Should I tie both of 'em?
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classicrockgriller

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My money now is "For Sure" on the 11 year old Girl! ;D

hal4uk

Quote from: classicrockgriller on November 04, 2010, 07:58:40 PM
My money now is "For Sure" one the 11 year old Girl! ;D
Yeah.. well.. You go ahead...  But just remember... I passed kindergarten, no problemo, on my second try.
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jiggerjams

Don't they have to pass you after the second try?

BuyLowSellHigh

I believe the probability of that 11-year old girls winning is directly proportional to the amount of MM consumed by Hal as he makes his. 

I wonder what he's going to do in the morning when he wakes up and finds that the Pink Salt package is sitting on the counter and is still sealed.
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Tenpoint5

Quote from: BuyLowSellHigh on November 05, 2010, 04:29:28 AM
I believe the probability of that 11-year old girls winning is directly proportional to the amount of MM consumed by Hal as he makes his. 

I think it will be more proportional as to how much her Papa helps her which aint gonna be much! She unlike Some we know passed Kindergarten the first time around!!!
Bacon is the Crack Cocaine of the Food World.

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BuyLowSellHigh

Quote from: Tenpoint5 on November 05, 2010, 06:39:42 AM
Quote from: BuyLowSellHigh on November 05, 2010, 04:29:28 AM
I believe the probability of that 11-year old girls winning is directly proportional to the amount of MM consumed by Hal as he makes his. 

I think it will be more proportional as to how much her Papa helps her which aint gonna be much!

That was assumed and I doubt she needs much.  From what I heard she has "them guys" figured out pretty well.

Also assumed was the kind of help Hal is going to get from STC and KN.    ;)   ;D
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hal4uk

Well... The pink salt was opened...  So, that's encouraging ;)
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Quote from: KyNola on November 04, 2010, 06:08:29 PM
Trying to get a head start on a little 11 year old girl are ya?

This will be fun to follow! I noted that you have 10.5 's recipe printed and laying with the ingredients.  Now granted I have not read Chris's recipe in a while but I'm pretty sure that a fifth of Maker's Mark is not on the ingredient's list.

Kynola I told him this aint no High Brow Bacon this is simple stuff. I usually have Black Velvet around when conjuring up my recipes.
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hal4uk

Bacon is drying now in the old magical mystery machine...
(looks like the Bacon Yoda's divine light is shining down on it   :D )

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