Funny story of the day

[coyote]

 ;) :D 8) Good Lilsmoker

[Wildcat]

[Boybach]

Hey LS
Great one - made me belly laugh ;D ;D

[icerat4]

A woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development, a green spot on the inside of each thigh.

They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse.

The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back.

A few days later, the woman's phone rings.
Much to her relief, it's the doctor.
She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.

The doctor says, 'You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem.
But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?'

The woman stammers, 'Why, Yes, but how did you know?'

'Tell him his earrings aren't real gold.'

[Wildcat]

[coyote]

A woman with fresh tattoos was at a party and was really proud of her new art work. After bragging about
them all evening and enjoying a few adult beverages from Sparklers cooler(couldn't resist ;D)She just had to start showing them off. Being an old time country music fan she had Conway Twitty on the inside of
one thigh and Porter Wagoner on the inside of the other...Well she took a seat and up came her skirt. :o
She ask one of the onlookers which one they liked best.....Conway on the left or Porter on the right ?
The guy said , well they're both pretty good,but that one in the middle is a dead ringer for Willie Nelson.

[Arcs_n_Sparks]

 :D :D :D

[manxman]

"Apple Computer announced  today that it has developed a computer chip that
can store and play music  in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost $499 or $599 depending on  size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them."

[Wildcat]

 ;D Now that is my kind of pillow!  :D  ;D

[Boybach]

 ;D ;D BOOM BOOM  ;D ;D

[iceman]

Apple must know me well I guess Manx. Don't let Ann see this one or I'm in trouble (again) ::) :D

[icerat4]

Nice one.

[Gizmo]

I know there was a reason I always liked listening to music when I go to bed. ;D

[coyote]

Great one Manx  :D I guess the ones that play Dolly Parton"s music may cost a little extra. ;D



Coyote

[HCT]

IDIOT SIGHTING:
>I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that
>one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on
>the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one
>Sears made at that time a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said,
>"Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than
>1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two. We haven't used
>Sears repair since.