Funny story of the day

[icerat4]

A man is at work one day when he notices that his
>> co- worker is wearing an earring.  This man knows
>> his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow,
>> and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
>>
>> The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you
>> were into earrings."  "Don't make such a big deal,
>> it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
>>
>> His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then
>> his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have
>> you been wearing one?"
>>
>> "Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[3rensho]

If I keep reading this thread I'm going to have to have my ribs taped up.  LMAO  These are GREAT posts.

Tom

[LilSmoker]

The priest and the rabbi

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a
requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."

The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to
temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding
and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it
still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our
faith."

The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the
temptations of the flesh?

The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke
with my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for
about five minutes.

Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

[HCT]

Great thread!!! Laughed out loud for the hind lick maneuver.

[coyote]

Hey LilSmoker ,  :D :D :D You'll be on the air this week. ;D

[icerat4]

At the church's husband's marriage seminar, the Priest asked  Luigi,

On his upcoming 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and
share some insight into how he managed to stay married to the same
woman all these years.

Luigi replied to the audience "Well, I'v-a tried  to treat-a her
well, spend-a the money on her, but-a, da best-a is-a  dat I took
her to Italy for the 20th-a anniversary!

The Priest immediately commented, "Luigi, you are an amazing
inspiration to all the husbands here!  Please tell the audience what you
are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary..."

Luigi proudly replied, "I'm-a gonna go back and-a  get her."

[coyote]

Chelsea Clinton while working on her masters had to do some reporting for the college paper. She decided
to interview a student that had just finished a 13 month tour in Iraq in the Army. Chelsea started the
interview by asking " after being in such a dangerous place for so long , what are your three greatest
fears for America, and rate them"?............He responded " #3 Osahma...#2 Obama...#1 and yo mamma !"

[Wildcat]

[icerat4]

Ya like that one huh old man.Too funny ;D ;D ;D

[HCT]

Short and true coyote. :)

[HCT]

Hmmmm, apply to anyone?  :P

[LilSmoker]

Yeah nice one coyote!

HCT: That cartoon reminds me of a neighbour where i used to live

[LilSmoker]

The Jumper

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 21:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 22:00 news was now on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall
building
preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
the guy did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Bob,
saying, "fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied,
"I can't take your money; I saw this earlier on the
5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied,
"I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again!"
Bob took the money...

[Arcs_n_Sparks]

 :D :D :D

[HCT]

 :D Love the blond jokes.