Funny story of the day

[Wildcat]

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

[Mr Walleye]

 :D  :D  :D  ;D

Mike

[La Quinta]

AMEN WILCAT...I GOT INFECTED WITH THAT...Got over it!! :)

[bigredsmoker]

Picture on the nightstand

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. 

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues .

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
 
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. 

"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

   

  "That's me before the surgery."

[Wildcat]

 :o Oh my goodness!  ;D

[coyote]

To be aired on monday  ;D Thanks Wildcat , great stuff ....keep bringin' it! 8)


Coyote

[HCT]

 :D :D :D

[aces-n-eights]

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it.' And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs. While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

To which he whirled around and screamed, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?"

[HCT]

It took a minute, but  :D :D :D :D

[Wildcat]

 :D :D

[iceman]

Something just aint Wright there.  :D :D :D

[manxman]

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'

The cop asked, 'What's he like?'

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,

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'Crown Royal whiskey and girls with big tits."

[Wildcat]

 :D :D :D Kind of like me.  ;D ;D

[Tiny Tim]

Hey officer, I think I found that lad's grampa.......right up there ^ ^ ^




:D ;D

[iceman]

Hmmmm.... They still haven't found me. :D ;)